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Devil Worshipers: Alien Attack
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Aliens are after the cult members. Painful deaths – wickedly recorded – bring fear into the hearts of the cultists as the search begins for what might really be ET. Steve and Ricky are called upon to find the threat, wherever it might lurk, and destroy it. Unfortunately, they aren’t the best choice; can they survive this new challenge?
If By Whiskey
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 103,950. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Learning how to cope in the New South, which does not always seem so new, is a tall order, especially if you are Anna Neimus, an aspiring college journalist who just can’t seem to catch a break. If By Whiskey is an irreverent, lighthearted look at the life of a Maryland woman living in Mississippi, with a message of tolerance and friendship that is a testament to the changing times.
Viewmaster
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Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Drill & Sanctimony
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Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Big Business
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Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Ever wonder how in the novel Attack of the Lushites, Trixie Pug and her ex-husband, Herman became so embittered toward each other? This story will illustrate how payback is a dish best served greasy. A science fiction satire set in the far future where giant fast food corporations control the galaxy and he who's the fattest wins.
How I Come to Know
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Ten-year old Rex can’t contain his curiosity about grown-up ways. After stumbling upon his married aunt engaged in a backseat ‘wrestling match’ with a man not her husband, he innocently shares the information with another family member and quickly ‘comes to know’ that being too inquisitive can be downright risky, not to mention embarrassing.
Never Mind the Princess, Save the *Dragon*
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011 by Banty Hen Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Sir Maximilian isn’t your typical knight. He talks to his horse, he’s been known to burn castles down, and he’s on the run from the mob. So he jumps at the chance to earn the reward for a rescue mission. But it’s not to rescue a damsel from a dragon. This time, he has to rescue a dragon from the Count’s extremely powerful, extremely pissed-off daughter. Who said being a knight was easy?
The Ultimate Guide to Distinguish a Canadian from an American
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.89 from 9 reviews)
If you are one of the many people who find it difficult to tell a Canadian from an American, then this Guide is what you have always been looking for. Never again will you make that mistake.
You Can't Change Crazy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Neither sex has cornered the market for crazy. But in these seven reprinted essays by bestselling author Diana Estill, the competition is brutal. Determining which behaviors are most insane often depends on who’s making the call. Both genders will relate to these funny vignettes about the ways men and women inadvertently drive each other bonkers.
Constancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,840. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story, 7, 800 words, humor. Constance takes on the guardianship of a friend’s young daughter, and her own elderly grandmother, and a three-story apartment house. Emotional interruptions by her sometimes boyfriend in the Army have competition from the new man in her life -- the electrician she calls to service her building, who shows up in his Civil War reenactor’s Union Army uniform.
Ballistics Reports
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Skywater Publishing Co.. Category: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
The American poet Henry Rifle is dead. You could remember him as the guy who fell in a hail of bullets launched his way by a Mexican firing squad. Or you could remember him for his poems and the charitable work he liked to tell people he did. Undoubtedly, he would prefer the latter. He might especially appreciate it if you remembered him for his last collection of poems — Ballistics Report.
Rodney Ohebsion, Liberal Hero
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Price: Free! Words: 5,810. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Rodney Ohebsion is a liberal hero, and he knows it. Join him now on a quest to right the world's wrongs. Or, if you're a conservative, let him tell you that you're responsible for the world’s wrongs.
The Strawberry Mousse (A Culinary Catastrophe - #2)
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Series: A Culinary Catastrophe, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Desserts
Tak is nervous because she'll meet Zen's family for the first time. To impress everybody, Tak and Zen decide to prepare a legendary family recipe of strawberry mousse. However, they first have to organize some organically grown strawberries because the aunt is an avid fan of health food. As they're not easy to come by, things start to get out of control right from the beginning . . .
Sweet Revenge
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,050. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Western
Marty was tired of all the ribbing. He decided to get revenge and the perfect opportunity fell right in his lap. Everything was going great until revenge took on a life of its own and Marty lost all control. Was this what he really wanted?
Humour - Is It Funny?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,950. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What anyone might think of as funny is all a matter of taste, isn't it? Here, your author is taking a chance; there are all sorts of different things in this book from an actual, real letter through funny stories to an essay on Scottish tourism. There must be something that will appeal to you so why not give it a try?
Life At Mimosa Lake: The Story of the Winter Visitor
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,220. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
life at mimosa lake: the story of the winter visitor is filled with faith, community, hope and humor, tinged with bits of philosophy from the quirky, independent souls who reside on the shores of this rural lake neighborhood. times are tough and frankly, river ivery and her neighbors are discouraged. herbert potts knew this would happen. but god answers with unexpected greatness!
Auto-De-Fe
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Price: Free! Words: 8,280. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Two young friends are united by a crappy old car, dead-end summer jobs, and the endless desire to escape from tedium into the big wide world. One breaks free and gets the girl; the other gets an empty garage and a valuable lesson. Short story: humor, coming of age, around 8200 words.
Total Moisture
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,890. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Toby travels with a woman who pays. He's got it made, except that her nine-year-old daughter is smarter than he is. Part of the Toby series, this time set in the south of France. From the Foreign Matter reviews: “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews. “Fresh and spirited”—Publishers Weekly.
Theron And The Baby
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Series: Theron The Ghost, Book 3. Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 70,490. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Our faithful ghost must help an old friend find the hidden treasure on his property in this third book in the Theron Series. In order to do this, Theron is forced to deal with the police, the FBI, and a gang of New York mobsters. At the same time, he’s forced to wonder if he is about to lose his best friend, Lena. This book is definitively an action/drama.
Fast Food Eddy: Big Money
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With his store going down the tubes, Eddy’s got serious problems. The lazy delivery boy turned stressed out boss will have to knock out the competition if he wants the prize and the profits. Destruction, mayhem and good old fashion pranks is the name of the game as Eddy rampages throughout town ruining the lives of many for his own personal gain. “A stellar short worthy of note.”