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Dead Sexy
Price: Free! Words: 22,250. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rick never understood why his gorgeous wife Marilyn agreed to marry him. She’s a 10 to his generous 5.25. Now she’s caught up in a racket with a shady dermatologist and his non-FDA approved skin care treatments, and Rick's life is beginning to resemble the plot of a zombie movie. Drool? Yes. Shambling bodies? Sure thing. Hungry for Brains? Ur, unfortunately. Beautiful skin? Wait, what?
The Journey
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 58,200. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Destination-middle age. Journey conditions-hazardous. Forecast for the trip - cloudy with a small chance of sunshine
Strike
Series: Killers Incorporated, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 97,930. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2016 by Books We Love Ltd.. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leon Garber’s an accountant and occasional assassin. But he’s one of the good guys. See, Leon’s only interested in taking out abusers. He’s not the only serial killer on a mission, though. His past employer Like Minded Individuals, Inc. (LMI for short), employs quite a few. Mostly, Leon was a model employee. Or at least, he was until that little falling-out he had with them last year.
City of Monsters
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 22,220. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2016 by Riptide Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Just when things seem like they couldn’t get any worse, Hunter meets Sakari, a hot newcomer to Nightshade with a taste for danger. Will Sakari change Hunter’s bad luck, or will he only mean more trouble? Can Sakari help him solve his case? And how will Hunter explain the new man in his life to his blender?
Mengeling
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: British English. Published: February 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Less a collection, more a disparate group of individual poems all drawn together into one bubbling pot. From the ridiculous Bilgeby Sprite to the deeply introspective Waking Up, the poems in Mengeling offer a slightly more personal glimpse into the writer’s psyche.
A Dog's Guide to Humans
Series: Fun Reads for Dog Lovers. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,960. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Pets & livestock
A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs. A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the Westie shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, attempts to fathom some of their strange behaviour and imparts some of his wisdom on training and manipulation techniques. Is your dog a Master Human Trainer? Take the quiz to find out!
Sherlock Holmes Edwardian Parodies and Pastiches II: 1905-1909
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 124,830. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Sherlock Holmes Edwardian Parodies and Pastiches II: 1905-1909 collects 40 pieces published during the middle phase of Conan Doyle’s life. Some were written by schoolboys, reporters,doctors, and other amateurs, but many professional writers turned out stories, such as “Banjo” Paterson, Max Beerbohm, Lincoln Steffens, Jacques Futrelle, Maurice Leblanc, and “Charlie Chan” creator Earl Derr Biggers.
ՄԵԾԱՊԱՏԻՎ ՄՈՒՐԱՑԿԱՆՆԵՐԸ, The Honorable Beggars
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 22,260. Language: Unknown language. Published: February 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Հակոբ Պարոնյանի «Մեծապատիվ մուրացկաններ» վեպը (1887 թ.) հայ գեղարվեստական արձակի դասական երկերից է։ Այստեղ դեպքերի հանգուցակետում է ամուսնանալու նպատակով Տրապիզոնից Կոստանդնուպոլիս եկած մեծահարուստ Աբիսողոմ աղան, որը զուրկ է հոգեկան ու մտավոր հետաքրքրություններից, անտարբեր ազգի և մարդկության ճակատագրի հանդեպ:
The Unpleasantness at Baskerville Hall
Series: Reeves and Worcester Steampunk Mysteries, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,770. Language: British English. Published: February 9, 2016 by Book View Cafe. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
Wodehouse steampunk version of The Hound of the Baskervilles! “Jeeves and Wooster meet Holmes and Watson with a touch of steampunk in the hilarious first full-length Reeves and Worcester tale ... This laugh-out-loud parody works on several levels ... With razor-sharp wit and fast pacing this is an excellent genre mash-up that fires on all cylinders.” – Publishers Weekly
Schizo Anti Hero Nursery Rhyme
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 60,110. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
SCHIZO is three books in one: THE NIGHTMARE OF RUSSELL POND, his childhood years from infancy to age 13. RUSSELL POND TOWN & COUNTRY, his teenage years, age 14 to 17, and RUSSELL POND ALLEGORY, his full blown insanity at age 19. Each of those books, a story in their own right with plots and theme, can be purchased separately.
Snarktales From Fairyland: Opinionated Essays From a Disgruntled Narrator (Collection 1)
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 9,920. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
One Folklorist Has Had It and He's Letting Fairyland Have It... The Snarky Narrator puts his frustrations on paper in a series of witty essays about the fairytales of Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast.
Dead Bunnies Make All Eight Of Me Cry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90,080. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016 by Ink Blood. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"The Monster Under The Bed Was Me." My name is SUZIE HUGO. And I have Dissociative Identity Disorder Suzie Hugo hallucinates seven different versions of herself. Her 'Me's' as she calls them. Her life has always been tumultuous, but when she decides to take herself off her meds again and go on a road trip things take a turn towards crazy town.
A Eurovision Calling
Price: $5.75 USD. Words: 72,500. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It’s the Eurovision Song Contest and this year it’s being held in Bostrovia, a newly formed Balkan state. Bostrovia has no experience of hosting large events, but it does have a long history of dictatorship and its population is composed almost entirely of farmers. So what could possibly go wrong?
Stories From a Bar With No Doorknobs
Price: Free! Words: 134,800. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stories From a Bar With No Doorknobs is a short fiction anthology, drinking companion, sexual albatross and your keys to the asylum. Don't say you weren't warned.
Average Joe
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 121,560. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An average person couldn’t possibly become president of the United States—could he? Meet Joe Smith, an average guy, who through a series of unforeseen events becomes the most important politician in the world. What Joe does next surprises himself and his family, thrills the American public, and horrifies Congress. Enjoy this extraordinary ride as Joe turns the Washington establishment upside down.
Integrity Curry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,110. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: February 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
A short book of more short stories from the well-chewed pen of an author who spends a lot of time, well, chewing pens. The author swears that all these stories are absolutely true - apart from those that aren't. Enjoy!
A Man's Guide to Getting it Wrong
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,440. Language: British English. Published: February 6, 2016 by TWB Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is a universal truth that a man in possession of a good relationship must be in want of screwing it up royally. We’re talking about the man fully committed to his wife or girlfriend, but despite his best efforts, will annoy her at least twice a week.
A ciegas al volante
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 2,870. Language: Spanish. Published: February 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
¿Puede un ciego aprobar unas oposiciones de conductor? Descúbrelo en este relato, basado “ligeramente” en hechos reales… Tercer premio del I Premio internacional de Relatos breves de Humor en la Administración “La sonrisa de Quevedo”. Ramiro, funcionario recién incorporado, deseaba realizar su trabajo con ilusión. No se esperaba las situaciones disparatadas que le estaban esperando...
Not Quite the End of the World
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 77,840. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When a freak accident plunges his city into anarchy, Charles and his boss, Janet, must journey to a distant town where things are simpler. Along the way they encounter a particularly hot sun, possibly dirty water, cans that can't be opened, impolite cannibals and sore feet. But in a world where the only trail mix has no chocolate chips, can things ever go back to the way they were?
Detective for Hire: Jake Hancock Private Investigator series Book Two
Series: Jake Hancock Private Investigator. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,300. Language: American English. Published: February 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hollywood-based private investigator Jake Hancock has just found out his sister and nephew have been kidnapped. He'll stop at nothing to get them back, until he finds out that their kidnapping is related to a part of his social life he'd rather have nothing to do with. *First book in series is free*