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Deranged Love
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,790. Language: American English. Published: June 28, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Love is a many splendored thing. It's big and splendored and covered with warts and all kinds of stuff, like emotions and big fluffy hair, like the kind you saw in the Eighties or whatever. For a single price, you get not one, not two but four stories about this crazy little thing called Love.
Maxie Freud: Stories Of Mice And Psychotherapy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,120. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Maxie Freud and his band of clever and curious mice live inside the walls of a psychotherapy practice's building. Their observations provide a unique window into the world of therapy and human nature.. Daily dangers face the plucky band of mice. But undeterred, they prowl the building’s passageways and peepholes seeking answers to the age-old mouse question “What the hell makes these humans tick?”
SWEAT: Global Warming in a Small Town & other tales of The Great American Westerly Midwest
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Price: Free! Words: 12,520. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Join Tommy, Robert S. Thompson and Nona the waitress as they work to solve the mystery of the kidnapping of baby Sweat Sox and watch their little town try to fight global warming by making everyone wear sweatpants, while standing atop the street corner bench to watch the flood, while the old people toughs fight it out in the parking lot.
Onion & Pea. Las aventuras de la Cebolla Nuclear y el Guisante Atómico
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,680. Language: Spanish. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
La vida de Leo transcurre como la de cualquier niño normal hasta que irrumpen en su vida los dos seres más extraños que nadie ha visto jamás. Una Cebolla y un Guisante vestido de Superhéroes. Tesoros piratas, monstruos en los armarios y suegras son sólo algunas de las aventuras que vivirán nuestros amigos y que podrás descubrir en este ebook a través de sus 8 capítulos en formato de tiras cómicas.
Onion & Pea. The adventures of the Nuclear Onion and the Atomic Pea
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
Leo was a normal boy with a normal life until two of the strangest creatures anyone's ever seen came into his life: an onion and a pea dressed as superheroes! Their adventures feature all sorts, from pirate treasures to closet monsters and quirky mothers-in-law, and you can find out all about it in the 8 chapters of this e-book, full of comic strips and family-friendly fun.
A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Four Go Mad in Catalonia
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Price: Free! Words: 6,100. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
When Nanny Ab and The Ancient Mariner (not forgetting the faithful hounds) decide to look for a peaceful spot for her to write in the sun, they head for their usual hide-away in Spain. It's June, they know the place and the only thing Nanny knows she's forgotten is her hairdryer. So what can possibly go wrong?
What's Up Kimosabe? The Lone Ranger Rides Again!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
From 1949-57 the Lone Ranger and Tonto rode the nation's airwaves keeping them safe and secure from all those who would threaten the peaceful and law abiding television-watching citizens of America. When the William Tell Overture came on and Silver reared up on his hind legs and the Ranger called out "Hi-yo Silver, away!" you knew one thing for sure: the bad guys were in for a royal rump thumping.
The Rotten Roots
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Price: Free! Words: 13,400. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
When Zorgos the Darcian travels to Kentai to take over his father’s market stall he reluctantly accepts the fact that life will be a mundane slog. Little does he know that he will soon begin the slippery descent into the city’s treacherous black market where his tranquil existence will be filled with devilish intrigue and dangerous deeds.
Sonny B's Life Review - What happens when a mobster meets his 'otherworldly' accountant'
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Santino Batchagalupe has done well. He is not only successful but as a Man of Respect enjoys the esteem of his peers. So when a mysterious intruder shows up in his luxury penthouse, Sonny is perplexed. The mystery deepens when the trespasser says he's Sonny's accountant. Bewildered, Sonny is left with little choice but to play along as he tries to figure out just what the heck is going on.
I've Never Been Partial To Girls Who Swear
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Price: Free! Words: 10,920. Language: British English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection from 2006-2012 focusing on the human condition - stranded in carparks, drunken potato pickers, first love - not to mention the odd bodily functions - many of the works are humorous, often turning digression into an art form. This book has been written to be read out loud.
Tiny Earth 2
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Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
Balthasar and Butcher. De digitale kokosnoot
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Price: Free! Words: 39,690. Language: Dutch. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
De digitale kokosnoot is een episode uit het leven van Balthasar en Butcher, twee dorstige daklozen die hun levensweg op een bijzondere hilarische manier bewandelen. Een Barones verongelukt op het Damrak in Amsterdam en dit is de start voor een totaal ander leven van de beide zwervers. De onovertroffen lotgevallen worden overgoten met een flinke scheut inktzwarte humor.
Death Comes to the PTA (Book 7 Molly Masters Mysteries)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,400. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Everybody agrees that talented mom Patty Birch is the perfect president to lead the PTA. The organization verges on winning a prestigious award, until a secret, embarrassing video emerges. Patty’s tenure is cut short by a knife-wielding killer. When Molly Masters, the town’s unofficial sleuth, uncovers the killer's motive, she is destined to be the next victim. . . .
Death at a Talent Show (Book 6 Molly Masters Mysteries)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 71,460. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Dress rehearsal for the PTA fundraiser is at its chaotic peak when one of the seven identical clowns cavorting on stage pulls out a gun and shoots the director. Molly Masters, also dressed as a clown, is a stunned, baffled witness. One of her fellow performers, all of them respectable parents and teachers, is a murderer! Unwittingly, Molly soon learns secrets that send a killer back into action.
Sternum Music
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,510. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
G, who has committed a crime against tall poppyism, awaits the committee’s solution, of which G previously had once headed. It was G who suggested The Grip, a torture device in which G now stands, as a journey starter toward humiliation. There are many ways in which G can be humiliated. But whatever it is must involve the general public.
A High School Reunion of a Different Kind
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,530. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eugene Caruthers pays a surprise visit to his Alma Mater and walks in on his former teacher Mr. Bowen tallying up the proceeds from the yearly community arts and education fund drive. The timing is not by chance, however, and sentimental reasons can be ruled out as well, considering the gun in Gene's hand.
Quentin Kelp - Uncensored Newsletters
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Price: Free! Words: 46,750. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: June 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A compilation of some of Quentin Kelp's uninhibited newsletters to his Krupton constituents. With political correctness abandoned, this is a humorous and satirical comment on life, politics and politicians in the UK and Europe from a fictitious member of the UK parliament. Whether disguised as an old lady in a nursing home or on work experience in his local church, Quentin Kelp holds nothing back.
Death on a School Board (Book 5 Molly Masters Mysteries)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,140. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Funding for sports or funding for the arts? There's not enough money for both, and a ruthless battle is raging among the seven members of the Carlton school board. Sylvia Greene, the board's unbalanced president, is even threatening to expose the members' most private secrets if they don't vote her way. Then Sylvia is poisoned, and Molly Masters' father is the prime suspect.
Death Comes to a Retreat (Book 4 Molly Masters Mysteries)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,940. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A rhyming murder threat wasn't what greeting-card entrepreneur Molly Masters had in mind when she encouraged her weekend workshop students to write a bit of verse, anonymously. A storm and a blackout isolate isolate the group in their mountain retreat. Then, one of Molly's aspiring writers is murdered. Molly finds herself needing to catch a killer before the killer catches her.