Boobs

By Thomas Hanna
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Published: Nov. 28, 2011
Words: 111,533 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465809902

Short description

Imaginatively dumb college guys Achey, Brakey, and Hart love breasts and mysteriously grow their own after messing around in an inventor’s workshop. They use those to cause mischief by entering the Home Coming Queen contest at a rival college while learning to undo the effect. But they get a big scare and rush to undo what they don’t actually understand.

Extended description

They wanted them; they got them; they used them; they are them! College airhead buddies Achey, Brakey, and Hart share a fixation with breasts that, combined with their general low level of smarts, regularly gets them into tight spots. Always high on their agenda is to sabotage events are rival local colleges as revenge for perceived slights - and to make as much use as possible of whatever happens to them.
When the trio snoop in the workshop of Brakey’s missing eccentric inventor uncle (whom they find shares their fascination with big breasts) each ends up growing his own impressive set. Once they get over their initial shock and confusion they decide to use those beauties to cause mischief while they search for the way to undo the effect.
Wearing clothes lifted from a strip club, they enter the Home Coming Queen contest of a rival college hoping to impress the student judges with the endowments and then, after being crowned queen and her court, drop their pants and moon them. At s.. (Read more) They wanted them; they got them; they used them; they are them! College airhead buddies Achey, Brakey, and Hart share a fixation with breasts that, combined with their general low level of smarts, regularly gets them into tight spots. Always high on their agenda is to sabotage events are rival local colleges as revenge for perceived slights - and to make as much use as possible of whatever happens to them.
When the trio snoop in the workshop of Brakey’s missing eccentric inventor uncle (whom they find shares their fascination with big breasts) each ends up growing his own impressive set. Once they get over their initial shock and confusion they decide to use those beauties to cause mischief while they search for the way to undo the effect.
Wearing clothes lifted from a strip club, they enter the Home Coming Queen contest of a rival college hoping to impress the student judges with the endowments and then, after being crowned queen and her court, drop their pants and moon them. At stuffy Snutty College for Women they plan to steal academic awards before those are presented in a ceremony.
At substantial risk is they are discovered too soon, they start those actions. But when Hart falls over apparently dead the others fear that the breasts are lethal and rush back to the inventor’s workshop to find a cure.
There they find competition from others for possession of the invention that induces breast development - including two cultists with big swords determined to recover the Nipples of the Universe. But no one of them knows which device it is since the uncle made all of his many inventions to fold closed into identical cubes. Much confusion, much running around and mixing around of closed cubes, and a few threats ensue. Finally the uncle is found, agreements are made, and things end without bloodshed or permanent alterations - but with conniving still going on.
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humor, novel, quirky, caper, pranks

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