Vampire Tanning

By S. Wolf
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(4.67 based on 6 reviews)

Published: July 03, 2010
Words: 5,235 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458046802


Short description

A tanning salon for vampires in Beverly Hills? As its owner, Gabby is committed to getting as many vampires into her tanning beds as possible. This story is a tongue-in-cheek (among other places) take on the vampire mania that's sweeping the country. A mixture of comedy, erotica, and horror, it contains graphic sex and violence. Adults only.

Extended description

An erotic short story. Gabby Van Helsing, a descendant of the famous vampire hunter, owns a tanning salon for vampires in Beverly Hills, and she's committed to getting as many vampires as possible into her deadly tanning beds.

Then a handsome vampire named Jonathan shows up at her door, causing her heart to flutter. Will she put her life in danger by falling for this creature of the night?

This story is a tongue-in-cheek (among other places) take on the vampire mania that's sweeping the country. A mixture of comedy, erotica, and horror, it unwinds to a shocking conclusion.

Adults only due to graphic violence and sexual situations. (5,200 words / 21 standard pages)

Adult-content rating: This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers 17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the Support FAQ.

Tags

vampire, erotica, tanning, cher

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Review by: ProtoDoom on Oct. 07, 2011 : star star star star star
Funny and hot!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Desert Rose on Nov. 29, 2010 : star star star star star
A tanning salon in Beverly Hills is attracting vampires to give them the tan of their lives.
With the owner Gabby that is a surprise all by herself.
When a vampire comes in to look for his cousin, the fun is about to begin.

I enjoyed this book very much and wished it was longer. I'm sure to check other books by this author.
The writing was fantastic and the story held good suspense.
What I disliked was the cover art of the book! I couldn't help it I had to say something :)
(review of free book)

Review by: destinie on Oct. 15, 2010 : star star star star
a quick fun read!!
(review of free book)

Review by: Ernest Winchester on Aug. 12, 2010 : star star star star star
Normally I pass on vampire stories, but having read several stories of S. Wolf, I couldn't pass. Glad I didn't, for I loved this tongue-in-cheek story. I don't remember how Bela Lugosi's Dracula ended but I'm sure it wasn't this sexy.
(review of free book)

Review by: Alcala Publications on Aug. 08, 2010 : star star star star star
Wasn't too happy about reading a BJ scene after Cher stripped and became a cougar (ugh), but very quick, hot, funny, and deep with back story!
Loved it!
(review of free book)

Review by: cora on July 11, 2010 : star star star star
Nice plot combining erotic fiction with the paranormal. Just wished you could have made the story longer. Could be a series in the making?
(review of free book)

Review by: Lori Pescatore on July 05, 2010 : (no rating)
very erotic, yet funny and timely. Good read.
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Review by: Timmy Polu on July 04, 2010 : (no rating)
Loved reading your book.
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