Funny Ha! Ha!

By Ed Dantes
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Published: Aug. 21, 2012
Words: 26,846 (approximate)
Language: Australian English
ISBN: 9781476023700

Short description

‘funny ha! ha!’ represents two stories: an aged woman terrorizing the neighbours, and two ghosts who relate the story of how they died. in ‘terror jihad o’hara’, after chen migrates to england his life is forever changed. lock your door, because jihad o’hara might come to live in a town near you! in ‘i die for you’, a tramp with alzheimer’s, and a doctor cannot even agree on the color of the dog!

Extended description

funny ha! ha! is comprised of two short stories. the first is humorous, the second is more a comedy with a twist at the end.
terror jihad o’hara: is an amusing story about a man who leaves hong kong and migrates to england in order to escape his past, only to find himself the next target of a crazy old woman intent on terrorizing the entire neighbourhood. make sure that you lock your door at night, because jihad o’hara might be coming to live in a town near you!
i die for you: is a comedy narrated by a pair of ghosts, a dead tramp with alzheimer’s and a doctor. but they just cannot seem to get the story of how they died and their relationship to the two boys in the story to make any sense. they cannot even agree on the colour of the dog. the two boys in the story are always up to mischief and the younger boy jack was born with a slight problem: he is continually struck by lightning. expect to shed a few tears at the end.

i hope you enjoy reading these stories as much as i enj.. (Read more) funny ha! ha! is comprised of two short stories. the first is humorous, the second is more a comedy with a twist at the end.
terror jihad o’hara: is an amusing story about a man who leaves hong kong and migrates to england in order to escape his past, only to find himself the next target of a crazy old woman intent on terrorizing the entire neighbourhood. make sure that you lock your door at night, because jihad o’hara might be coming to live in a town near you!
i die for you: is a comedy narrated by a pair of ghosts, a dead tramp with alzheimer’s and a doctor. but they just cannot seem to get the story of how they died and their relationship to the two boys in the story to make any sense. they cannot even agree on the colour of the dog. the two boys in the story are always up to mischief and the younger boy jack was born with a slight problem: he is continually struck by lightning. expect to shed a few tears at the end.

i hope you enjoy reading these stories as much as i enjoyed writing them!
ed dantes
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Tags

funny stories, ghost comedy, comedy and humor, laugh a lot and cry perhaps, aged terrorist funny

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