INTERVIEW WITH AARON T KNIGHT
INTERVIEWER: I suppose you have been writing for a long time. When did you start work on your first novel ?
AARON : I didn’t exactly choose to be a writer. My creator was making a routine inspection and HE saw me flopping and floundering around with no hope of being worth anything. HE decided the only thing he could do was to make me a writer.
INTERVIEWER It’s hard to believe you Mr. Knight. Do you have any proof to back up your claim that HE made you a writer ?
AARON: Well, you know how writers are always broke. As soon as HE transformed me into a writer I became penniless. I used to have some money but now I’m busted.
INTERVIEWER: I’m not truly convinced Mr. Knight.
AARON: You know how writers use all kinds of metaphors, analogies and dramatic descriptions. Now that I am a writer I can’t say “the man took a walk to the river.” It has to be like “struggling against the wind that was howling like a wolf, the strong man with rippling muscles, made his way down to the storm tossed river which looked alive like a writhing creature in the agony of its final death throes.” See what I mean ? Do you want more proof ?
INTERVIEWER: No, that’s quite enough.