Nimbility

By Aaron T Knight
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Published: Oct. 16, 2012
Words: 54,528 (approximate)
Language: American English
ISBN: 9781301306060

Short description

Myles Metcalf definitely needs the ability to be nimble to evade being arrested by the IRS or killed by a mob organization disguised as an internationally beloved charity organization. Three bizarre reincarnated allies appear to help him find the evidence that will prove his innocence and expose the diabolical plans of the mob.

Extended description

He was startled when a bird flew onto the patio and perched on a chair opposite him. He made a shooing motion at the bird but, apparently unruffled by the menacing gesture, it remained where it was, staring fixedly at him. ““Shoo!” Shove off!” he shouted in an attempt to dislodge the bird. No luck. It was a little unnerving. He studied his “this avian interloper It was medium-sized. He thought it might be some sort of seagull, but he couldn't quite identify the species. Its colors were rather drab.
“You’re not one of those brightly colored birds,” Myles said out loud.
“You’re not much yourself," the bird retorted.
He jumped up and retreated across the patio.
“What the hell?” he cried. and retreated across the patio. (Read more) He was startled when a bird flew onto the patio and perched on a chair opposite him. He made a shooing motion at the bird but, apparently unruffled by the menacing gesture, it remained where it was, staring fixedly at him. ““Shoo!” Shove off!” he shouted in an attempt to dislodge the bird. No luck. It was a little unnerving. He studied his “this avian interloper It was medium-sized. He thought it might be some sort of seagull, but he couldn't quite identify the species. Its colors were rather drab.
“You’re not one of those brightly colored birds,” Myles said out loud.
“You’re not much yourself," the bird retorted.
He jumped up and retreated across the patio.
“What the hell?” he cried. and retreated across the patio.
“Yes, that’s right! It’s the bird talking. You didn’t imagine it. This is no trick! I can communicate with you. What’s your name?”
“It’s Myles,” he replied uncertainly.
“Well, Myles, I won’t peck out your eyes or anything, so relax! You’re only the second person I’ve spoken to. I spoke to an old lady once. She became so hysterical she slipped a disc. Poor thing.”
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humor satire fantasy

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