Twas The Night Before Christmas (When The Aliens Appeared)

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It's the night before Christmas, and the aliens are here. A silly jolly Christmas poem to warm your cockles. Yes, cockles! More
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Words: 1,140
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301213436
About Michael Carter

THANKS FOR VISITING MY PAGE

*****''LACH NACH N'GAI, WITH SALAD' TO BE PUBLISHED IN 'OUR WORLD OF HORROR', ANTHOLOGY, PRINT AND EBOOK, FROM ELDRITCH PRESS - COMING SOON*****

******FANTASY NOVELETTE "THE BEAR AND THE BOGGLE" FORTHCOMING IN STUPEFYING STORIES*****

***** OVER 11,000 DOWNLOADS THROUGH SMASHWORDS *****

I'm a writer of mainly horror, science-fiction and fantasy stories, and live with my wife and cats in County Durham, England. When I'm not being a full-time registered carer, I enjoy writing, reading, watching films and TV, drinking good beer with good friends, and collecting rejection letters.

My horror/fantasy story "Lach Nach N'Gai, With Salad" is to appear in the anthology, "OUR WORLD OF HORROR", soon to be published by Eldritch Press. Other stories [and occasional poem] have been published in small press magazines and e-zines including, "The Colored Lens", "Cthulhu Cultus", "Dark Legacy", "Dread", "Pop Fiction", "The Domain", "The Ancient Track", "Blue Silver Dementia"; "Frightnet", "Nightscapes", "Dark Portal", "Magnetic Fiction" "alt.ghoststories.", "Writers Dungeon", and "Raise The Dead".

My many influences include H.P.Lovecraft, Stephen King, Clark Ashton Smith, Thomas Ligotti, Angela Carter, Sue Townsend and many more.

Of the stories here, UNCONTAINABLE is the most recently written while HUNTING COMP, OBLIVIOUS and CONS go back to the mid 1990's.

Thanks to all who have downloaded, read or reviewed my stories. Like most writers [some don't give a hoot], any feedback is very important to me, and I appreciate every review.

Comments, queries, or correspondence can be sent off to mickcarter1978@gmail.com or on Twitter @mickcarter78

Enjoy.

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Reviews

Review by: Daryn Walters on July 01, 2013 :
Funny but it did give me horrific visions.....Punctuation and layout could have been a lot better but apart from that..FUNNY.
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Review by: Emily Carter on April 17, 2013 :
Soo funny! Like all poetry this is best when read out loud! Loved it! Thankyou Michael Carter!
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Review by: Walter Lazo on March 10, 2013 :
Silly and funny, and it put a smile on my face.
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Review by: Gerty So on Nov. 23, 2012 :
Man this story is sure funny.... I enjoyed it a lot.... LOL
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Review by: David H. Keith on Nov. 22, 2012 :
A fun, quirky remake of Clement Moore's classic Christmas poem. It's worth the read.

Set your phasers on "ROFL" and enjoy.

David H. Keith
www.davidkeith1.blogspot.com
www.novemberfirst publications.weebly.com
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Review by: Jonathan Antony Strickland on Nov. 21, 2012 :
A happy, jolly, silly, fun, christmassy poem (aliens included).

Best enjoyed with a sweet mince pie, a galss of sherry, and a ray gun on stand-by!
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