Published: Jan. 24, 2011
Words: 63722 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

Dakota Bombay thought he had it all - handsome, charming, rich and an assassin in the family business. That is, until the son he didn't know about shows up and he starts to fall for a redheaded mortician. When the Bombay Family demands a marketing plan with branding and a website, Dak realizes he's in way over his head.

Extended description

Dakota Bombay works in the family business as an assassin/playboy. His fetish for blondes and fun is challenged by a redheaded mortician and the appearance of a son he never knew he had. For a man who has always been in control, this is a nightmare.

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assassin, adventure, mystery, action, humor

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Review by: Donna Moore on March 06, 2012 : (no rating)
Loved it! Different.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Jennifer Draper on March 29, 2011 :
Ms. Langtry does it again in this follow up to "Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy." I am often hesitant to try the 2nd book in a series if I really enjoyed the first because so many can't be replicated. That is not the case with this book. It is every bit as funny, entertaining and charming as the original.

However, if you have not read "Scuse Me While..." I believe you will still be able to follow along just fine. I do not normally pay for books because there are so many freebies available, but I will be reading every book in this series.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

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