Legend has it that I was born at the base of a mountain. There were explosions and unicorns and rainbows. In my first moments on earth, I grabbed a pen. I then threw said pen away because I was a screaming infant. Roughly fifteen years later, I started a website that failed three months later. However, not long after that, I embarked on a three year long journey. China had the Great Leap Forward. North Korea had the Arduous March. I had video game journalism. In this time, I learned that words can be used to do stuff and things, but primarily stuff (and rarely things). Occasionally, I commit words to accomplish stuff and produce things. I like to write anything that can bring an issue to the light, whether it be satire, poetry, short stories, or a grocery list.