The Grocery List
By Robert Lubrican
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Published: July 30, 2011
Words: 71,837 (approximate)
Bob found the grocery list fluttering across the parking lot. The things on the list weren't just interesting ... they were intoxicating. He HAD to find the woman who made that list. But how to go about finding the love of his life? Being a meticulous man, he came up with plans A through F.
When Bob found a grocery list fluttering across the parking lot, he picked it up on impulse. It wasn't an ordinary shopping list, though. It had been made by a woman ... a passionate woman, who had big, and erotic ideas for the things on the list.
The more he thought about it, the more he knew this woman, whoever she was, was his soul mate. He had to find her.
Meanwhile Chris, who had composed (and lost) the shopping list based on a ridiculous book about how to find your true love, went about trying to find her true love.
If the Keystone Cops had tried to find romance, it might have turned out like this. Come along for a ride that will make you laugh out loud, and then go find your significant other for some passion time.
And if you're a dog lover ... so much the better.
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