Price: $2.99 USD. 15100 words. Published by Vagabondage Press LLC on May 23, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review) Virginal Stephen Patterson is suffering from writers block on his latest money-spinning bodice-ripper, and his mood can only get worse when Dave the plumber shows up two hours late, mocks him, and plunders his pantry. But first impressions can be deceptive; Dave is a highly unusual tradesman with an odd line in biscuit-based philosophy.