Jason P. Hill

I'm a copywriter by day and a blogger by night. I'm a poet, a short story writer, and a creative thinker. I'm an actor, director, and playwright. I'm a husband of one and a father of two. I am outside the box, because I don't fit in it. I am weird, and proud of it. I love to read and to be read. I love words and wordplay, metaphors, and similes. I even love clichés, if only to turn them on their heads. I'm a writer. Read me?

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• True Maturity on March 10, 2012
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  "I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll." ~ Rev. 22: 18-19.
  
• The Velveteen Kinkajou on Oct. 19, 2012
  
  This is blatant plagiarism! The "author" takes Margery Williams' classic children's book (The Velveteen Rabbit) and replaces every instance of "rabbit" with "kinkajou", and changes a few small things here and there and calls it his/her own work. C. Dorian has no right to assert his/her authorship of this work, and Smashwords should consider disallowing the work to be offered for download here, unless the author chooses to call it "fan fiction." An original work, it absolutely is not.