"Not While I'm Chewing." Elsie W.'s FIRST Book by Sarah Jayne Brewster
Series: Disaster Coworkers, Disaster Coworkers #1.
Approx. 35,920 words.
Published on June 30, 2013.
My name is Sarah. I work in a small office.
The only other woman in the office is an unintentionally hilarious disaster of an employee. Every work day I witness and chronicle her complete lack of social awareness, her non-stop snacking, and her skewed concept of a work ethic.
I call her Elsie W.
What you are about to read is true. Only the names and locations have been changed to project me.