Fiona MacDougall is conceited, stupid, and completely ineffectual. Watch her bumble through life, screwing up everything she attempts yet coming out on top. Laugh till you are glad you did your pelvic floor exercises.
Lazy, frivolous, conceited and totally self centred, Fiona MacDougall is not an asset to the workforce. When she applies for a transfer to the Infotech department of her company, she does so only in order to get an afternoon off work.
With the perfect wedding dress, what can go wrong? A great deal, as Fiona McDougall rapidly discovers. From the wedding from hell onwards, Fiona successively discovers that her new husband is stingy, bad-tempered and an adulterer.
WARNING: do not attempt to read this book while drinking hot liquids, as they may shoot out of your nose.
Widowed, broke and unemployed, Fiona moves to a country cottage. She expects it to be just like life in town, but with scenery. Country life turns out to be rather more exacting than she had expected, and she must learn many new skills. But one event will completely change her life!