Halloween with the Kreme 2016

This, the lucky 13th Grab Bag, includes four haunting favourites of Kreme Readers! What better month than the spookiest, scariest, downright sluttiest month ever to be as lucky as a bimbo in a boy’s school? This is your always friendly, sometimes frightening Kreme Keeper here to give you a very special treat, no trick, in your Grab Bag this month.

Plotting and planning to put some friendly scares into their best friend Chloe, a girl Nick & Andy have secretly lusted over for many years, they trick her into visiting a reportedly haunted house. This house though is the home of Peter Geist, a spirit who will put a lot more than friendly scares into all three, possessing their bodies and using those bodies in only the most kinky ways imaginable.

An American student in Taiwan, Tommy makes a frightening discovery when he finds his girlfriend Ren's new Tentacle Toy on the counter one day. Seeming like a bizarre little variation of a Jack-in-the-Box, Ren is obsessed and fascinated by the Tentacle Toy, and her behavior as well as that of many other women is becoming weird and uncharacteristically kinky.

Anna is the brightest girl in school, but on a night such as Halloween, when the darkness is darkest, it won't matter how bright she is. Knocking on a door, just expecting a little candy, she and her two friends, Johnny and Bobby, get quite a bit more, and ultimately she may be giving more than she gets.

Bringing a parrot that belongs to an eccentric relic hunter to a college party, Cal never suspects that the tales told about the bird are anything but fluff. An ancient wizard who once terrified a small village was trapped in the form of a harmless gray bird. Unfortunately many years have made him anything but harmless again, the words this parrot squawks changing everyone around him.

On an otherwise ordinary afternoon in a world where everyone worried about the state of the planet, the state of politics, and the state of society, the end of it all came quite climactically with a literal climax. Pleasure and the obsessive mindless need to fuck was rapid, no one finding immunity unless they avoided contact with the ones afflicted.

As if putting up with her younger brother being a pervy nuisance all the time wasn't enough, Cassidy now has to actually use the sunglasses he gave her after he breaks hers the day of a big date with her new boyfriend, Travis. Cassidy never suspects until they are on her head that these are SINtendo Shades, and there is no stopping the game that is about to begin.

Stopping on the way to his wedding to help a stranded motorist, Jonathan meets an appreciative old gypsy man. In thanks for his kindness, the man bestows a special blessing, ensuring that the strength of Jonathan's vows will be absolute and unbreakable. Unfortunately Jonathan's best man plays a prank on him by handing him fake vows, purposely written to be insulting and perverse.

As a documentary film project for college, Beth has chosen to do a video story on the infamous Sound Asylum for the Criminally Insane. It's a facility shut down thirty years ago, left to rot away, but with stories of everything from corrupt cruel guards to cruel mistreatment of the inmates. Tales of the criminals running the asylum are mild compared to what went on within these walls...

Donnie the Demon is thrilled his old bullies are now friends, and more so that they decided to help his business by giving away Donnie's Pizza Poppers in the parking lot. However, Melgrim and Grimmel are anything but friends, the plan of putting hellish ingredients in the pizza poppers that truly pop a part of anyone who tries them.

Carrie, Isla, and Tricia are the prettiest girls in school, even if their attitudes and arrogance are easily the ugliest. After Tricia suggests a fun game of verbally abusing and mentally tormenting the freaks in a traveling Freak Show, all three of them might finally push things too far.

Humiliated pledging the Zeta Pi sorority house, smart girls Leah and Katherine want revenge. After the wild idea of summoning an imp to humiliate and mentally torture the sorority actually works, they might have been too smart for their own good. Will they give in and see that feeding the imp reduces them to the bubble headed bimbos those Zeta Pi girls are?

It's always common during the month of October for people to sneak into the old church, tell tales beneath the massive columns of bizarre rituals once performed there. None are true, just ways to scare chills into girls, then find more enjoyable ways to warm those chills away. But just because the stories are never true, that doesn't mean the place isn't writing its own.

Geoff has been living with a certain terror in his life for too long, a terror named Michelle. But can Trance-tory treat that terror with a new product he spots on TV, a fancy virtual reality headset which uses his Trance-tory cell phone to give Geoff the control and freedom he's never had?

When the power goes out on movie night with a couple of work friends, Brent discovers a dusty old game in the basement of his house. Unaware of the pawns in their board game, will Brent and the others drive people they've never met into perverse degrees of madness? Or will they soon find themselves in the same state?

Elena Mitchell is the favorite teacher of male students at Hope High School. However, as she discovers on her favorite night of the year, Halloween, clearly her popularity doesn't extend to all their parents. Someone has Bimbo Bombed Elena, and if she gives away all her fresh baked chocolate chip cookies this year, she'll be giving away a whole lot more of herself from that point on.

Kreme Keeper here, and if you haven’t gotten lucky enough this Halloween with the Kreme, prepare to get even luckier. There’s just no way the Kreme can stand to take only one Selfie this month, when it’s a month of madness and the moon is as full as the Kreme vats.