The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series

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Lola: A 'Not-Quite' Witchy Love Story: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,090. Language: English. Originally Published: August 27, 2018 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
Being single in a world where everything is thorn-covered roses and bags of bloody bones sucks! Heidi's got Hunter, Bert's got Luci…hell, even Lucifer's got Trixie and then there's me, the sexiest alter ego this side of Purgatory… stuck inside a Hellhound who's happier than a zombie at a Doom's Day Party at the body farm. Sure, Heidi and her Hunkie Hellhound hump like rabbits getting ready for...
Sammie Jo: A 'Not-Quite' Shifting Witchy Love Story: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,750. Language: English. Originally Published: August 27, 2018 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
Wearing the fur, waving the wand, and wrecking the world! From Witch to familiar in one Bibbidi, Bobbidi, BOOM! It's back to Asscrack to beg and grovel and pray to the Goddess that Zelda, the next Baba Yaga & Almighty Shifter Wanker, will undo the mess I've made and return me to my beautifully curvy body on two legs instead of the four little furry ones I am presently sporting. Let me share...
Heidi: A 'Not-Quite' Hellhound Love Story: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,690. Language: English. Originally Published: August 27, 2018 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters
From the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll. Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's...
'Not-Quite' Love Story Series: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 68,350. Language: English. Originally Published: April 29, 2019 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
HEIDI: Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices. LOLA: We're gonna find Zelda, the next Baba Yaga, have her yank me outta Heidi and shove me into a fresh new body then bingo bango, Lola's gonna get her groove on. It looks...
Harmony: A 'Not-Quite' Haunted Love Story: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,120. Language: English. Originally Published: August 27, 2018 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
Get away from the city, they said. You'll love it in the country, they promised. You inherited a frikkin' mansion, whatcha got to lose? Yeah, well, that's the last time I listen to those boobs! It wasn't bad enough that my Pepto-Bismal-pink VW van went missing. But now, Ernesto the Parrot keeps making obscene comments about my butt, Wendy, the one-eyed cat is having a mid-life crisis, and...
Not Quite Love Stories Collection by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 77,170. Language: English. Originally Published: June 12, 2023 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
Not everything is how it seems. Sometimes it is so much better! From a vampire without her fangs to a phoenix who can't spout wings, a puma without fur, and a girl who might just be one of the walking dead, you will laugh out loud, swoon in your seat, and want to devour all four tales of these 'Not Quite', but seriously AMAZING heroes and heroines. What could be better than one happy ending...
Vidalia: A 'Not-Quite' Vampire Love Story by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,060. Language: English. Originally Published: June 12, 2023 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
A short story sure to make you laugh and swoon! Time is running out. The body count is multiplying. It's all up to a cop, a vampire, and a self-proclaimed nerd to save the day. Great job... Sexy boyfriend... Heiress to the Georgia Onion Empire... Vidalia Fitzsimmons had it all until the day bodies started dropping from the sky... literally. Hold onto your hats folks, you're never gonna believe...
Phoebe: A 'Not-Quite' Phoenix Love Story by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,010. Language: English. Originally Published: February 14, 2016 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
From pauper to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but she's Phoebe O'Byrne, dammit! Phoebe thought her life had finally gotten easier and that she'd found her purpose. All she wanted to do was celebrate passing the BAR… then Grant Hollingsworth strolled into her life. Now, up is down, in is out, and people think they can turn into birds! Stop the world, and...
Zoey: A 'Not-Quite' Zombie Love Story by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2023 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction, Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
A great short story to make you swoon, giggle, and want some of your own fluorescent orange goo! Can she save her town, have the love she deserves, and NOT lose what's left of her 'almost-undead' sanity? Fluorescent orange goo, one deranged raccoon, and a road trip to the bottom of the lake can be life-changing. Goodness knows Zoey's life was never the same, but like everything else in her...
Jax: A 'Not-Quite' Puma Love Story by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,740. Language: English. Originally Published: June 12, 2023 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Witches
Let this short story make you giggle, swoon, and wanna find out the mystery of love! Things are always as the seem, sometimes they are so much better! Being related to royalty has presented its problems, but everything was manageable, at least before retired Marine Jax Montgomery found himself at the bottom of a ravine with a broken leg and a bruised ego. After two tours in Afghanistan and...
Daphne: A 'Not-Quite' Voodoo Gumshoe Love Story: Magic and Mayhem Universe by
Series: The 'Not-Quite' Love Story Series, Book 9. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,350. Language: English. Originally Published: October 22, 2018 by Julia Mills. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
Take one recently deceased Voodoo Priestess who refuses to believe she's mortality-impaired… Add one tall, dark, mysterious Bloodsucker who's developed a ragin' allergy to blood and all things plasma-related… Mix in a half-Witch/half-Voodoo Priestess with her own Detective Agency, a one-eyed, talking Black Cat who wants to be a stand-up comedian, and a partner who's been kidnapped by a...