Mom's Hymen Restoration for Halloween
by Family Fun
On a lazy Saturday morning, Mom announces the oddest piece of news in a long while – she's just had a hymen restoration surgery, and she's brimming with excitement because of it. As any young man around my age, my mind responds, wondering what it would be like to pop her seal just like Dad did. And as it turns out, it looks like I'm not going to have to keep wondering.