GITT

GIT: Halloween
Series: GITT, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Do you hate Halloween? I bet you don't, after all, you get free sweets. Mr. Git hates Halloween, not just a normal hate, but a hate that courses through his veins like an F1 Race Car. He is probably the biggest git you will ever meet.
GIT: Fireworks Night
Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
GIT: Remembrance Day
Series: GITT, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: British English. Published: November 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure, Fiction » Inspirational
Remembrance Day, the one-day of the year we observe a two minutes of silence for those who had been killed in the line of duty. Each year Mr. Git makes sure he observes the two minutes of silence, he thinks about all the privates he served with and remembers a young man who was cut down in his prime.
GIT: Big Brother
Series: GITT, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: British English. Published: November 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Mr. Git comes across a reality show called Big Brother, he sits and watches it for a while and then he decides to have a big moan about it. He doesn't like all this reality TV nonsense, he thinks its wasteful entertainment and in his own words, it's like watching goldfish in a goldfish bowl.
GIT: Selfie
Series: GITT, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 430. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Have you been taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom again? If so, don't let Mr. Git catch you or else he will give you a stern lecture. Both girls and boys worry about the way they look, which is okay, but when does it go too far? Mr. Git gives you his unique outlook on the situation and chucks a bit of humour in for good measure. Can you handle Mr. Git?
GIT: Big Car, Little Women Syndrome
Series: GITT, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 450. Language: British English. Published: November 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...
GIT: Silly Season!
Series: GITT, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: British English. Published: December 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Mr Git gets really fed up at Christmas time, or what he calls ‘Silly season’. Whether its irate and fed up parents or stressed out drivers, or just the multi corporate shops killing of the smaller local trader
GIT: Camping
Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
GIT: Late Buses
Series: GITT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
GIT: Onesie
Series: GITT, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?
GITT: Cumbria Trip
Series: GITT, Book 11. Price: Free! Words: 1,460. Language: British English. Published: July 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Travel
Time for another Ronnie GITT adventure, he is off to Cumbria in honour to his wife, who sadly passed away weeks before they could go on a holiday together. As expected, Ronnie talks through his adventure, and never misses the opportunity to have a moan.
GITT: Halloween 2
Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
GITT: Weather
Series: GITT. Price: Free! Words: 430. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.