Interview with Mister Average

Published 2013-08-28.
When did you first start writing?
I have been writing all my life and was a prolific writer at school often churning out 30,000+ word epics in my English Lit. classes. My teacher encouraged me to think outside the box - any form of abuse of language was ok as long as the story made sense and my arguments added up.
I started writing in the modern era when I heard about Smashwords and ebook publishing.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
It is the first time in human history that we, the great unwashed, can reach out to the public with our thoughts and ideas. That is a unique moment in time and it may not last long. Who knows what the future might bring? Having my say now motivates me.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
Like this moment in time which is unique, so too is Smashwords. I wouldn't be doing this if they didn't exist.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Knowing I am giving readers pleasure - and orgasms. (oops, am I allowed to say that? Looks around nervously.)
You write erotica? Seriously?
Yes, I do, it is amazing isn't it?
So my work involves walking around all day thinking of sex, situations with sex in them, observing others in their sexual situations and researching sex. And any money I spend researching sex is a tax deduction - that's funny isn't it?
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Latest books by This Author

Breeding with Aliens
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,770. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
You will be shocked and outraged by the sex - and laugh as well. You will be fascinated by the sci fi imagery and ideas. You will be excited by the aliens and wonder about their morality. What would you decide if confronted with the humans choice? Another amazing work of imagination by Mister Average who excels in bringing our fantasies to life.
The Encounter - Kiyasya
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,010. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
As Paul walked back into the club he was torn between two choices. Answer the provocative and anonymous text message he had just received on his phone, or ignore it. Being someone who was always cautious of ignoring what Fate had in mind for him, Paul did the only reasonable thing. He let his groin lead him onto another adventure! A fast paced erotica short story with more twists than a tornado.
The Train – Wife Swapping
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
The master of the erotic short story returns with a thrilling encounter on a train. What would you do? Would you take up her offer? And the ending... oh my god, how do you deal with an ending like this? Don't miss The Train - Wife Swapping, it will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Slaving Over a Hot Woman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,300. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average brings you another amazing mix of humour and naughtiness in his latest hit, Slaving Over a Hot Woman. Always interesting in his look at relationships, always kinky in his approach to sex, Mister Average will have you laughing so hard you... well, you know. Don't miss this exciting short adventure with Mister Average as he shares a day in the life of Tara and Colin with you.
The French Swingers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average, one of the most prolific erotica short story authors, challenges you once again with his mix of thoughtful, funny and ribald erotica. Max, the wealthy businessman, is a little on the kinky side and his younger wife is happy to play along. They meet a delightful French couple who have similar interests and spend a night of fun filled adventure and mayhem that you won't forget!
The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Mister Average brings you his latest pleasure buster. One reviewer wrote..."I loved it! So much fun and so interesting." Who else could bring a bored middle aged couple together with a 60 year old honeymooning couple and throw in an autosuck for good measure? Mister Average excels at pleasing your mind, making you think about your own sexuality, and giving you a bloody good read that is fun.Enjoy!
Swinger Stories - Shamoko
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,180. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Shamoko, an ancient Oriental sexual ritual that sees its practitioners engage in exciting yet bizarre sexual practices without speaking, without showing emotion. You will find this one of the most titillating sexual adventures you ever read and you will be wondering if it is something you could ever do. And when you think it can't get any more outrageous, think again!
For Men Only - Perfect Male Fantasies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,850. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average, one of the world's most prolific short erotica writers, takes a step away from his usual insightful, and colourful, portrayal of adult sexuality with some fun male erotica fantasies. Throw out the rule book about erotica, Mister Average tells it as it really is. These are male fantasies that show how men think about sex, and what they see as perfect sex. For Men Only!
The Family
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,690. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
He was bored, alone in a sea of faces, a stranger amongst family. And then it all changed and he became the centre of attention of a few of the women. Join Mister Average as he spins another tale of suburban lust and debauchery.
The Dominant Wife
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
From the master of the erotic short story, Mister Average once again brings you a classic suburban tale to thrill you and excite you. Yes, this is what normal couples get up to. Yes, this might be you and your partner. Join one of the world's most prolific erotica short story writers on this adventure into their secret sex life.
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