Everybody's An Idiot But Me
by Adam LeJardiner
Bernie dreams of an exciting life, but holding him back are idiots everywhere. Then, one day, he loses everything. His job, his home, his family. He snaps, runs, hides and discovers a talent for playing golf and, like an idiot, sets out to qualify and win the U.S. Open Golf Tournament. Will fame, sex and money follow him to victory? Maybe two out of three? Only idiots believe in happy endings.