Evil Genius or Model Citizen?
by Elmer Nusshausen
Is our town eccentric an EVIL GENIUS or MODEL CITIZEN? Rumors about his past include adventures overseas, Interpol, money laundering, gun running, international terrorism, witnesses disappearing without a trace, artificial intelligence, publishing empire, private jets, luxury hotels, hot women, sex research, and an underground complex hidden behind a mausoleum hand-carved into a limestone cliff.