Nuclear testing gone horribly wrong! The New Mexico Desert, 1957 Ray Riggs and his new bride Sally are travelling across country when a breakdown brings them to the sleepy little town of Alamogordo, New Mexico. They quickly discover something is amiss in the picturesque desert when a huge hunk of meat drops from the sky as they are settling in for the night. Ray's nosey nature and curiosity is...
Go on a cruise, they said. Learn about other cultures, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Yeah, I thought my birthday cruise would be all sexy pool boys with fruity drinks and me working on my epic summer tan. Instead, I sacrificed my favorite Jimmy Choos and my gorgeous Coach handbag to some awful earthquake while shopping in a crappy Mexican port. That place is getting zero stars. Oh yeah...