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The Vampire Relationship Guide, Volume 4: Life, Death and Something In Between
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,640. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013 by Helios Media, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Josie loves Walker. Walker loves Josie. Grady is a turdlog. Harry is a Werebunny. Josie's gonna mess some shit up by going against Walker's wishes and attempting to infiltrate a vampire hate group. Will she succeed? Will she live? WILL SHE AND WALKER EVER FIND PEACE? Find out now in the last book of the series.
The Vampire Relationship Guide, Volume 3: Family and Feuds
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,130. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012 by Helios Media, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
It’s the holiday season and Josie is definitely feeling the strain. From unexpected (and not necessarily welcome) house guests to the demanding clients of her new wedding consultancy, her plate isn’t just full—it’s overflowing. Adding to the pressure is the tension between the vampire government, Weres and her pointy-toothed love, Walker.
The Vampire Relationship Guide, Volume 2: Secrets and Trust
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 33,470. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2011 by Helios Media, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A satirical look at what vampire romance would really be like.
The Vampire Relationship Guide, Volume 1: Meeting and Mating
Price: Free! Words: 31,230. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2011 by Helios Media, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 7 reviews)
Josie wants what she’s never been able to have—sex with a vampire. Little does Josie know that vampires aren’t simply toys there to satisfy her carnal desires—they are dangerous. As Josie starts down the path to vampire concubine, she quickly finds that dating a blood sucker might be a little trickier than she thought, and might require a little more finesse than she’s actually got.