Arthur Crowley

Biography

65 years old. Taught school for 30 years, preschool and elementary. Have two cats I don't particularly like (The feeling is mutual). Married to Sharon. One daughter, Amanda, just graduated from the University of Texas, Austin.
Play horeshoes, read, write, try to get enough sleep.

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Books

Inspector Baseheart's Secret Files
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 19,420. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
As usual Inspector Baseheart’s plate is filled with blood and baloney. These are the never-before revealed Secret Files: A ferocious Ape Man has escaped, ravenous for vegetable Lasagna with meat sauce! A high school English teacher is forced to diagram sentences by fiendish former students! A billionaire’s compound has been invaded! Inspector Baseheart has a bone to pick with Aesop! And MORE!
Inspector Baseheart Returns
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 14,970. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In order to avoid being killed by his nemesis, the Brazilian arch-fiend known as Birdman Perez, Inspector Baseheart must fake his own death, or as he puts it: "In order to be safe I must be safely in my grave." And the detective faces other quandaries: what happens after the first 24 hours to a freshly plucked human eyeball? Does a lobotomy make writing a Ph.D. thesis more difficult? Find out.
The Inspector Baseheart Casebook
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,320. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The master detective known as Inspector Baseheart plies his trade in the insane asylum known as Planet Earth... and he is more than equal to the task. Along with his friend Gonzalo he encounters homicidal lunatics, monkey men,the occasional neighborhood cannibal, and vegetarian fetishists with a radish so hot it drives a man mad. Porta-pottys explode across the city! Alert Inspector Baseheart now!

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