Pitchforks & Pina Coladas
by GK Kingsley
Derek Fitztumbleton, ambitious headmaster of a rural school and belittler of rustic ways, is desperate to make it ‘big’ in the city. When his wife deserts him for a better life, his quest for promotion becomes ever more urgent. But as an Ofsted visit looms, a flasher, a farmer and a faltering dominatrix are fated to jeopardise his plans...