What does writing mean to you?
Writing is to me a most spontaneous way of outpouring -- and there's a lot within me that needs to be frequently regurgitated. Like everyone else I have opinions, unanswerable questions, aspirations, dreams, frustrations, fears, uncertainties -- you name them, I'm choked full with them. It's not easy to get others to listen to you. Sometimes they yawn in your face. At other times they stop you before you've uttered a dozen words and ask you to listen for a change. So I write. And when I write, I get say what I want to say -- and nobody tells me to go away or to just shut the hell up. It's a really beautiful and rewarding pastime. You should try it. It also enhances your inner growth, whatever the heck that means. It's much like to talking to yourself. I do a lot of that -- out loud. That's why when people meet me on the street they just smile and say hello -- but never draw too close.
What is the most important thing in life to you?
Sorry, you need to make that "the TWO most important things in life". I need both to be really happy. The first is health -- in both mind and body. There's no point being as strong as an ox while my mind functions like Mister Bean's, is there? So much for health. The second thing that completes my happiness is dough (which has no relation to flour). Yes, yes, it's the money, honey! How many times will you let me date you if I can't pick up the tab? On a more serious note, we all need those little pieces of coloured paper wherever we go and whatever we do. In this materialistic existence we all go through, we start spending as soon as we open our eyes each morning. You think not? Think about brushing your teeth and taking your bath and using the loo. All that water must be PAID for, my friends -- in currency, not words of appreciation. I think I've explained myself sufficiently, So I won't say more. Next interrogation!
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