The Blackthorn Orphans
on April 30, 2013
Imagine Bret Easton Ellis Emily Bronte Trailer Park Boys and Karen Blixen got mashed up and wrote the Arabian Nights and you have some idea of what this is. Throw in sex thats actually hot and scary women who will kick your ass and there you go. I am so confused how someone can write about beating vampires with a crowbar and then turn around and describe a tree until you feel like you are licking bark. And then you wake up in Samarkand or in europe in the 16th century speaking french. Now I want to go to a werewolf's house for dinner too. Oh my god the food. This book is nasty and delicious.