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Phil Kingsman
Fifty Shavings of Grey
by M.D.Eff
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 23,580.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: February 2, 2015
by
Phil Kingsman.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Graham Woodcock, Mr Grey to his employees, and just Cocky to his mates, is a multi-millionaire. He is giving the opening speech in New York at another of his phenomenally successful timber yards and tool outlets. He spots a beautiful women in the audience who has just knocked the man out standing in front of her. She's a very forward lady. Her eyes; both of them - even the one that wanders a...
The Crabby Old Git: Compilation Books 1 to 4
by Phil Kingsman
Series: The Crabby Old Git, Book 1.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 54,010.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: January 31, 2021
by
Phil Kingsman.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / parodies, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / marriage & family, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / relationships
The Crabby Old Git short stories have enjoyed success and have received some successful feedback. Buying all four titles together is cheaper than buying them one by one, and saves you the cost of a snack or a drink.. The Crabby Old Git on Cruising Anchors away for a fantastic cruise holiday parody! Reg, Crabby's best friend, has made the mistake of asking for his opinion on cruise holidays. Reg...
The Crabby Old Git on Cruising
by Phil Kingsman
Series: The Crabby Old Git, Book 1.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 10,550.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: March 24, 2015
by
Phil Kingsman.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / parodies, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / anecdotes & quotations
Crabby's best mate, Reg, has foolishly asked for his opinion on cruise holidays. The Old Git lets Reg have it with both propellers: Cabin grade and the effect it will have on his bank balance - and stomach; perils of the arrivals hall; the curse of the ship's paparazzi – and then there's the upgrade hustlers! ...And then there are his views on... How to avoid the bowels from hell Sage words on...