Richard Johnson

Descended from Irish Nobles and a Barbary Coast Pirate, my interests are, by breeding, strange.
After 28 years as a USAF Civil Engineer building hospitals and schools around the world, I find that knowing how to say "Please" and "Thank you" in the native language and being polite to be the best PR a person can have.
I've been writing since the 1970's though only recently seeking a mass market for my material. I am famous in my own circles so Smashwords is an experiment in expanding myself.

I am a single father who enjoys Martial Arts, Kayaking, Geocaching, Astronomy, reading, building things, inventing, brewing Mead, traveling and dressing up. I am also a Third Degree Gardnerian High Priest (Witch) of Desert Henge Coven in Tucson.
Likes include a good pizza and Godiva Chocolate.

Anything else I should include? Let me know.

Website: http://rick-johnson.webs.com

abduction    adultry    aliens    amazons    anne bonney    art    astrology    astronomerr    astronomy    backpacking    beastmaster    bermuda    blackbeard    calico jack rackham    camping    camping hacks    camping ideas    canoe    canoeing    chain mail bikini    colorado river    colorado river hot springs    conan    conan the barbarian ancient city life stealing    cylons    dark fantasy bondage barbarian torture parody    demons    dinosaurs    diy    do it yourself    doityourself    dracula    dragon    drakonis    f2m    f2m2f    festivals    flying saucer    gaea    gambling    gardnerian wicca    gender change    genie    giant insects    giant spiders    glamping    graboids    guidebook    hadrians wall    handyman    hiking    hollow earth    homeland security    homemade gear    hoover dam    horror adventure action fantasy    howto    humor    interrogation    janice obrien    japan    jason obrien    joseph mengele    journey to the center of the earth    jules verne    kaizoku    kami    kappa    katana    kayak    kayak festivals    kayak gear    kayaking    kayaking tips    kendo    kitsune    kitsuni    kitsuni suki    knights    kosovo    las vegas    laws of magic    leonardo da vinci    lesbian    lincoln isle    lost cities    lost worlds    love    m2f    magic    magic lamp    magick    mary read    medieval japan    michaelangelo    micholas copernicus    military    modification    mongolian death worms    myog    mysterious island    oar    oni    orcs    ottoman empire    outdoors    paddle    paddling    pagan    pagan events    painters    pirates    police    police state    recycling    red nails    renaissance    rites    rituals    robert e howard    sailing    sandro botticelli    scots    selfhelp    serbia    sex change    sidhe    space travel    spells    sword and sorcery    swordswoman    tent    terrorism    time travel    tiresian    turks    tycho brahe    ufo    usaf    valeria    vampire    weir    wicca    wishes    witchcraft    zombies   

• Red Nails, Polished on May 30, 2013
  (no rating)
  I was expecting a story with Conan as a female. What I got was a simply "he" changed to "she" with no rewriting of the characters to fit their new genders. It's possible though to do that well.