Stuart Lorde

Biography

A seriously humorous Bible review for the intellectually curious.

Internationally celebrated author and mythologist Stuart Graham George Lorde-Jardine was born in the prophetically significant year of 1953: the Julian Year 6666. His nativity took place in Northern Ireland on the 8th of June: precisely the 1,321st anniversary of the death of The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His father – while perhaps not strictly a carpenter –did undertake woodwork classes at school, and his mother was once a virgin. According to the testimonial evidence of a long-dead maiden aunt, Stuart’s maternal lineage is descended from both the Bruce and Stuart royal families of Scotland. His paternal lineage is of generations of British clergymen and missionaries who carried Bibles and muskets and incurable diseases to unbaptised heathens throughout the Empire and beyond.
Young Stuart’s family migrated to the former penal colonies now known collectively as Australia. There he was educated at, and became staff member of, several universities: specialising in economic history. At one such institution he undertook religion studies. The trauma of the experience convinced him the world desperately needed his Reformation Hypothesis and Satan’s Guide to the Bible - a seriously humorous review for the intellectually curious.

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Greetings from the Darke Lorde
Stuart Lorde introduces Satan's Guide to the Bible - a seriously humorous review for the intellectually curious. Unlike ANYTHING you have ever seen before. Features the exclusive Reformation Hypothesis; the Circles of Time; the Bastard Kings of Israel, and numerous other fiendishly original propositions.

Books

Noah's Flood: Worldwide Genocide ... from the God of Love
Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,180. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity, Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Atheism/Agnosticism
(5.00)
A seriously humorous review for the intellectually curious ... and in style and exclusive content, quite unlike ANYTHING written before. A unique experience. Features the Reformation Hypothesis; the Circles of Time; the Bastard Kings of Israel, and numerous other fiendishly original thoughts.
Creation: Myth, Metaphor & Layers of Historical Allegory
Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,860. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity, Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Atheism/Agnosticism
(4.00)
A seriously humorous review for the intellectually curious ... and in style and exclusive content, quite unlike ANYTHING written before. A unique experience. Features the Reformation Hypothesis; the Circles of Time; the Bastard Kings of Israel, and numerous other fiendishly original thoughts.
Satan, Hitch and Snikwad Face Their Demons
Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,380. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity, Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Atheism/Agnosticism
(4.75)
A seriously humorous review for the intellectually curious ... and in style and exclusive content, quite unlike ANYTHING written before. A unique experience. Features the Reformation Hypothesis; the Circles of Time; the Bastard Kings of Israel, and numerous other fiendishly original thoughts.

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