Location: China
Member Since: July 10, 2013

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Christen E

Biography

I was the 14th son of a one-parent family of shepherds, largely supported by the pocketed springs of a mattress loved by geckos all over the Antarctic wilds of Borneo.

Books

Seventh Heaven by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,190. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2022 . Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Death, Grief, Bereavement
WHAT COMPUTERS ARE FOR! Computers have been assigned many significant roles but what are they really for? What could be the best possible use of computers? * It is not about the internet and making the world smaller through mass communications. * It is not about helping the military become a more advanced weapon...
Quantum Nipples by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,840. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This book came about from my idiosyncratic habit of sending my friends peculiar, obscure, ridiculous, amusing and surreal statements or sentences that occurred to me in inspired moments of silliness. These often nonsensical statements and wordplays in turn inspired my friend and illustrator Katharina Klasen to produce some fascinating drawings.
Bird Boy - Ein modernes Märchen by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: German. Published: December 20, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales
Dieses moderne Märchen wurde in Vietnam, wo ich fast 6 Jahre gelebt habe, begonnen und in Deutschland, wo ich jetzt lebe, vervollständigt. Ich bin Tierliebhaber, weshalb mir, wie auch schon auf Zypern, die Art wie Tiere in Vietnam behandelt werden, nicht gefallen hat.
Teacups: 20 Teacups and Their Stories by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales
The concept for this book was inspired by a peculiar idea that occurred to me while I was drinking tea from an elegant teacup. What if someone lived in it? I began to imagine various characters. I imagine this book would appeal to both adults and children but it is, for me, an artistic exploration of the magical and comical possibilities of an elegant teacup.
Fighting Poetry by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2021 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
The world is up-side-down. What is wrong is now right. What is right is now wrong. All common sense has been thrown out of the window, out of the common mind. The devils are on top and the saints on the bottom. As for my part I have identified the multiplicity of evils represented by the above mentioned human surrogates, exposed them and proposed the appropriate response in poetry.
Bird Boy by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A modern fairytale, like traditional fairytales, has magic and an ethical lesson to teach. In this book the magic is love, the miracle of birds and justice.
Titanium Sushi by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,160. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
These startlingly diverse tales have been written over the past 10 years in three different countries (Germany, Vietnam and the UK). Some of the stories are satirical – indirectly and whimsically revealing the madness of the human race, some absurd and surreal, some are plain silly, others are warnings, and some are simply deadly remarks on our hyper-deranged modern societies.
Nobody Famous by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,730. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2020 . Categories: Poetry » Biography
This is a collection of over 100 poems that is a loving tribute to my mother, who died on November 25, 2016. It is also a historic monument to her life. A record or diary, if you like, of her as a parent and person recollected in a year of mourning.
St. Paul's Avenue - Memorial Poetry at Its Best by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2020 . Categories: Poetry » Biography
The poems in this book are a nostalgic review of a life gone by. The above neighborhood is run down now and our former home looks disheveled. In my book Nobody Famous I have written 150 poems commemorating the life of my deceased mother, and though I touch upon these here the main focus is on St Paul’s and all the wild and wonderful things that happened thereabouts.
Selling Holes by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,740. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After completing some of these stories I had to take a cold shower and get a chiropractic adjustment. For some of the others I was interned in the local psychiatric hospital, which was fortunately run by scantily clad nubile Indonesian maids, so I survived. This book comprises some of my most experimental and simply mental short stories.
Platinum Flowers by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,990. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Science Fiction, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy & Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
Platinum Flowers, the longest story in this book, is a story whose dusky setting came from a dream. A dream in which I visited a Baroque mountain city that was a magical blend of Rio De Janiero, Barcelona and the South-east Asian temples of Ankar Wat. That much is true, but the mystical erotic story that was inspired from that dream became a wild self-generating fantasy.
Garden Dress by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,760. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Modern fairytales, like traditional fairytales, have magic, romance, heroes and heroines, villains, and significant morals or lessons in life. But they are set in today’s world and adopt current ideas and values. These stories loosely follow this distinction but occasionally venture beyond. Many of them are set in modern Japan, where I lived for 3 years.
Siamese Nation by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,210. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Siamese Nation is one of about twenty short stories: serious, irreverent and satirical, which explore the inventions and commonly assigned aspects of the biblical god. Whether the biblical god exists or not has no real relevance as these stories explore wild creation possibilities, and have fun with God’s so-called attributes of mercy, omnipotence and omniscience.

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