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April 09, 2011
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Raymund Hensley
Biography
Raymund Hensley is the author of Filipino Vampire.
Where to find Raymund Hensley online
Books
Get That Witch: A Hellen Hellmen Short Story #1
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 7,300.
Language:
English.
Published: May 19, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"I had cigarettes for dinner and gave my mouth a bath."
In this horror comedy by the author of Vampire Lesbian Train, Detective Hellen Hellmen must go back in time to capture a criminal witch. Kissing! Fighting! Crying! Get mad... Get even...
Get That Witch: A Hellen Hellmen Short Story #1
Suicide Vampires: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 3,870.
Language:
English.
Published: April 26, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"See? A perfect blend of technology and Satanology."
In this horror comedy short story by the author of Sweat Zombies, two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. Guns! Torn limbs! Wheelchairs! The evil Army Master and his goons better watch out. These aren't your typical vampires. They're...
Suicide Vampires.
Brainwashing Lovers: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 3,040.
Language:
English.
Published: May 3, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
"They walk our streets, kissing in front of our children!"
In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a demented governor of a small town vows to “cure” perversion with her brainwashing machine.
Lovemaking... Butcher knives... Totalitarianism... Prudish Shelly Neville is not just abusing her power and capturing lovers. She's...
Brainwashing Lovers.
Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 3,880.
Language:
English.
Published: April 9, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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"I can make you stronger. No one will push you around ever again. Are you interested?"
In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a vampire queen living in an ancient pirate ship seduces a suicidal, nasty nun.
Seduction... Betrayal... Revenge... They pushed Megan too far. Now she's more than just a nun.
She's a nasty vampire nun.
Vampire Lesbian Train: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 4,760.
Language:
English.
Published: April 4, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
"I will introduce you to a world bursting with pleasures beyond your wildest dreams."
In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen.
Romance... Guns... Vomiting... Are you ready to be injected (lovingly) with virginal fear? Then get on the train.
Vampire Lesbian Train.
Killer Judge: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 4,490.
Language:
English.
Published: August 3, 2017
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"I like hearing him suffer," she smiled... "It helps me sleep."
In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a retired zombie hunter goes after his daughter's abusive boyfriend.
Money. Zombies. Robots. Here comes the judge.
Killer Judge.
Sweat Zombies: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 15,110.
Language:
English.
Published: April 22, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy short story.
Cutthroat Heroes
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 25,240.
Language:
English.
Published: November 7, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)
Ghost City
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 29,890.
Language:
English.
Published: September 24, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror comedy novella.
Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 21,900.
Language:
English.
Published: May 15, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to Get Kilt. A horror comedy novella.
Filipino Vampire
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 24,610.
Language:
English.
Published: April 14, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » General
"Filipino vampires just want to eat babies and kids."
In this horror novella by the author of Get Kilt, a popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to overcome her insecurities and put a stop to the beast. Wicked... Disgusting... Hungry... Get ready to battle a different type of vampire.
The Filipino Vampire.
Ambulance Masters
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 67,970.
Language:
English.
Published: April 14, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » General
An insecure writer gets involved in the dangerous world of ambulance chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A bizarre novel.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter: A Short Story
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 12,530.
Language:
English.
Published: April 11, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy short story.
Aloha Mannequins
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 38,320.
Language:
English.
Published: April 10, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible
by Raymund Hensley
Price:
Free!
Words: 29,950.
Language:
English.
Published: April 10, 2011
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Categories:
Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
Includes a preview from Raymund Hensley's "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter".
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