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Lotus Rose
Biography
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Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
Here's a short poem he wrote:
O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?
For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.
Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
Here's a short poem he wrote:
O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?
For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.
Where to find Lotus Rose online
Where to buy in print
Series
Malice in Wonderland
by Lotus Rose
Malice in Wonderland Prequel
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #2
Malice in Wonderland Prequel
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
Price:
Free!
Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1
Price:
Free!
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #2
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Malice in Wonderland Bundles
by Lotus Rose
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 1: The First Trilogy & Prequel
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 2: The Malice Hates Fairy Tales Trilogy
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 3: The Jabberwocky Trilogy
A dark comedy retelling/continuation of Alice in Wonderland.
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 1: The First Trilogy & Prequel
Price:
$6.99 USD.
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 2: The Malice Hates Fairy Tales Trilogy
Price:
$6.99 USD.
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 3: The Jabberwocky Trilogy
Price:
$9.99 USD.
Faerie Brace-Face
by Lotus Rose
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
Romantic fantasy/sci fi series.
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Price:
Free!
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Poniworld Chronicles
by Lotus Rose
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Books
Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book Three: Mama’s Gonna Give You Wings To Fly
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 37,920.
Language:
English.
Published: November 13, 2019.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Paranormal
Queen Malice and her team set off toward Jabberwock Valley, where they hope to find a new body for their friend and teammate, the woefully decapitated Jabberwock.
Their journey will no doubt be fraught with peril, but Malice is more concerned with the crushing withdrawals she’s going through.
She hopes she can keep it together, despite her bouts of viciousness from a malfunctioning heart.
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 3: The Jabberwocky Trilogy
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland Bundles.
Price:
$9.99 USD.
Words: 185,490.
Language:
English.
Published: September 9, 2018.
Categories:
Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
All three books of the Jabberwocky Trilogy in one value priced package!
The decapitated Jabberwock's head is still functional—he just needs a new body.
15-year-old Queen Malice wants to help her buddy, Jabby, as she likes to call him. And so she plans a quest to Jabberwock Valley, where most of the other jabberwocks live. But Jabby isn't the only one they must help. Wonderland itself is in danger.
Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book Two: Hush Little Baby, Don’t You Cry
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 71,310.
Language:
English.
Published: July 10, 2018.
Categories:
Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Queen Malice and her team set off toward Jabberwock Valley, where they hope to find a new body for their friend and teammate, the woefully decapitated Jabberwock.
Can they arrive at Jabberwock Valley in one piece without Malice breaking either the Mad Hatter’s or Humpty’s heart?
Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book One: Sing Me a Little-Girls-Goodbye
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
Free!
Words: 78,260.
Language:
English.
Published: January 27, 2018.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
15-year-old Queen Malice and companions must set off to Jabberwock Valley to help the Jabberwock and to warn his fellow monsters. The Jabberwock needs help because he was formerly decapitated and needs a new body. And Wonderland itself is in danger, because a creature known as the Snark threatens to reunite the monster kingdoms and revive a realm known as Woeland.
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 39,980.
Language:
English.
Published: September 13, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Science Fiction
In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy, Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned.
Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well! And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls.
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 2: The Malice Hates Fairy Tales Trilogy
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland Bundles.
Price:
$6.99 USD.
Words: 90,330.
Language:
English.
Published: May 14, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy Tales & Folklore / Adaptations, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
The dark comedy roller-coaster ride through Wonderland continues in the second trilogy in the Malice in Wonderland Saga. The Brothers Grimm are trying to unleash twisted fairy tale beings into Wonderland. 15-year-old Queen Malice doesn’t want to deal with them. All three volumes of the trilogy are collected here in one value-priced package!
Malice in Wonderland Bundle 1: The First Trilogy & Prequel
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland Bundles.
Price:
$6.99 USD.
Words: 143,400.
Language:
English.
Published: May 14, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
This collection contains the Prequel and the first trilogy in the Malice in Wonderland Saga, which is a dementedly funny, twisted continuation of the classic Alice in Wonderland books by Lewis Carroll. Alice will get her heart back even if she has to kill everyone in Wonderland one by one... Bundle two is available, which contains the Malice Hates Fairy Tales Trilogy.
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 30,280.
Language:
English.
Published: February 14, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
The faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life.
Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
Free!
Words: 34,130.
Language:
English.
Published: January 5, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy Tales & Folklore / Adaptations
The Brothers Grimm are trying to unleash twisted fairy tale beings into Wonderland.
15-year-old Queen Malice doesn’t want to deal with them.
But then Malice’s dear friend, the Mad Hatter, is kidnapped. So to save him, she’s forced to work with Cinderella, and ends up getting sucked into Fairy Tale Land.
By the author of Malice in Wonderland.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #3
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 25,800.
Language:
English.
Published: January 5, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Malice has to save her friends from the fairy tale parasites infesting their souls.
They have each been combined with the fairy tale that bit them.
To drive the fairy tale portion out, Malice has to drive a stake through their hearts. Hopefully, afterwards, Wonderland will finally get back to how it was before the twisted fairy tales came around.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #2
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 31,640.
Language:
English.
Published: January 5, 2016.
Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fairy tales
Twisted fairy tale beings have been unleashed into Wonderland, and Queen Malice wants to kick them out.
But the man known as the Storyteller wants to make a sick game of it all. So he sets up a series of challenges in which Malice and the Queen of Hearts must go up against the fairy tales.
Saving Wonderland from fairy tale infestation isn’t going to be easy.
How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 26,040.
Language:
English.
Published: July 21, 2015.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well?
Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .
Malice in Wonderland Prequel
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 0.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 30,280.
Language:
English.
Published: December 12, 2014.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A prequel to the darkly comedic Malice in Wonderland trilogy. A peek inside the minds of Alice and the other characters of Wonderland before she killed them. By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 7.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 24,740.
Language:
English.
Published: January 22, 2014.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so he giggles nervously sometimes.
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 6.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 25,270.
Language:
English.
Published: November 13, 2013.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 5.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 25,160.
Language:
English.
Published: September 30, 2013.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 3.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 53,250.
Language:
English.
Published: September 1, 2013.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too!
It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?
Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 2.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 32,830.
Language:
English.
Published: December 14, 2012.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest.
She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break.
She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think?
By the author of MachoPoni.
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
by Lotus Rose
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 28,600.
Language:
English.
Published: September 10, 2012.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
One day after years of unpleasantness, Alice loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it.
And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless.
She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 4.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 24,280.
Language:
English.
Published: June 15, 2012.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration. She encounters Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 3.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 29,840.
Language:
English.
Published: June 10, 2012.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Meet Brogene, a very butch pony who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. During his quest he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs & the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and at one point he acquires a magical codpiece! Not for children!
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
Free!
Words: 54,080.
Language:
English.
Published: October 20, 2010.
Categories:
Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who’s fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby.So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn’t expected, but he endures it all for his beloved.
SinEaster
by Lotus Rose
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 39,980.
Language:
English.
Published: July 25, 2010.
Categories:
Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 27,880.
Language:
English.
Published: March 20, 2010.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Gothic
MachoPoni must rescue his girlfriend, Dust, from The Land of the Undead Ponies.
Unfortunately, to do so, he must become one of the undead, himself.
Along the way, he encounters a pony with a mohawk, the Chill-Aid Man (who’s filled with blood), and the CuddleBears, (who have porcupine quills and like to give deadly hugs).
(The illustrations are included inside the book.)
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