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Lotus Rose
Biography
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Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
Here's a short poem he wrote:
O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?
For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.
Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
Here's a short poem he wrote:
O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?
For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.
Where to find Lotus Rose online
Where to buy in print
Series
Faerie Brace-Face
by Lotus Rose
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
Romantic fantasy/sci fi series.
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Price:
Free!
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Poniworld Chronicles
by Lotus Rose
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Books
The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 39,980.
Language:
English.
Published: September 13, 2016
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Science Fiction
In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy, Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned.
Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well! And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls.
Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 30,280.
Language:
English.
Published: February 14, 2016
.
Categories:
Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
The faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life.
Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it.
How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 26,040.
Language:
English.
Published: July 21, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well?
Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 7.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 24,740.
Language:
English.
Published: January 22, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so he giggles nervously sometimes.
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 6.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 25,270.
Language:
English.
Published: November 13, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 5.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 25,160.
Language:
English.
Published: September 30, 2013
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 4.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 24,280.
Language:
English.
Published: June 15, 2012
.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration. She encounters Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 3.
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 29,840.
Language:
English.
Published: June 10, 2012
.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Meet Brogene, a very butch pony who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. During his quest he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs & the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and at one point he acquires a magical codpiece! Not for children!
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
by Lotus Rose
Series: Faerie Brace-Face.
Price:
Free!
Words: 54,080.
Language:
English.
Published: October 20, 2010
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who’s fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby.So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn’t expected, but he endures it all for his beloved.
SinEaster
by Lotus Rose
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 39,980.
Language:
English.
Published: July 25, 2010
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Categories:
Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)
by Lotus Rose
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 27,880.
Language:
English.
Published: March 20, 2010
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Gothic
MachoPoni must rescue his girlfriend, Dust, from The Land of the Undead Ponies.
Unfortunately, to do so, he must become one of the undead, himself.
Along the way, he encounters a pony with a mohawk, the Chill-Aid Man (who’s filled with blood), and the CuddleBears, (who have porcupine quills and like to give deadly hugs).
(The illustrations are included inside the book.)
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