Breeding his Neighbor's Bitch
by Paul Birch
Mikey is dogsitting for the weekend when his neighbor's golden retriever suddenly goes into heat. Her behavior is getting really weird, and Mikey turns to the internet for suggestions. One google search leads to another, and suddenly Mikey is way down the rabbit-hole. Who knew that people and animals could be together like... that?! When the dog starts humping him, well, what's a man to do?