Fanny Batter is a married mother fiction-writing bad-ass. She has spent many years seeking answers to the big questions that plague humanity; but so far all she has come up with is some toilet humour and pointless statistical analyses.
Fanny Batter gives advice on things that matter: 'Sex or Chocolate: which is best?' or 'Pop-Star Life Expectancy' or 'Bum Sex - is it for me?' Her wisdom is as legendary as her lack of sympathy; her tongue as sharp as a freshly-sharpened pick-axe. Welcome to her world. No, really, you are welcome to it.