Ralphie A Burcke

Biography

Please allow me to introduce myself: I am the RAB-man, the master of drivel. They say I have the Midas twitch. They call me the Midas twat, the Grand Ducat, the Lord of fools´gold, the Quadruple quibbler, the Knobby nibbler, the Roundabout ruminator, the Faux pasta chef. In one word, well... in two actually: Modesty Itself. Let me entertain you, confound you and hound you, laugh with you and fart at you, tickle you and spit at you. For the truth is Here or There. Well... it´s somewhere(if you care to look!)

I am Julius Teaser: I came, I wrote and I was censured!
I am Bart Anthony, I got Cleopatra's maid!
I am Alex, the Not-so-great!

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Books

The Willie Way!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,630. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Parody on Genesis, guaranteed to crack you up! The Almighty Bud first created the Prime Mates, who lost the wisdom and went up the trees to eat bananas. A second batch was called for: the Dummies who are thick as pigshit, because of the loss of the wisdom. The female Dumas save the day. They have a secret, but nobody´s interested, which pisses them off. Their vengeance will be terrible!
Tittbits
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Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 66,970. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is an edited compilation of 117 of my hilarious and uniquely zany stories.

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dummies    funny    genesis    homo estupidicus    humor    humorous    lol    ludicrous    parody    silly    weird    witty    zany   

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