ORN

Biography

O.R.N., aka Obscure Revolutionary Novelist, is a watercorn (water unicorn) who loves smoking seaweed. He/she (as unicorns are androgynous) surfaced from his/her underwater sea-cave in 2012 because of rising ocean acidification levels brought about by climate change. After falling in love with Atlanta drug dealer and gang banger music, O.R.N. decided to write novels inspired by the creativity of the ATLien impresarios and internet phenoms like Migos and Lil B The Based God. The purpose of these novels are to spark a culture war that will revitalize the world's youths commitment to a global sustainable revolution...I think. Declaring that, "Cool is the Weapon" O.R.N. continues to freelance as an intellectual internet troll at www.thir5ty.com. O.R.N. hopes to return to the ocean one day, but continued human destruction of the environment has proven it is unlikely. Until then, O.R.N. is committed to terrorizing the world with O.R.N.'s sardonic intellect, creativity, and dark sense of humor, or whatever.

Where to find ORN online

Website: http://www.thir5ty.com
Twitter: thir5t

Where to buy in print


Books

Tweak3nd: A Disaffected Look at How it is to be Young and Cool or Whatever
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,700. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00)
Tweak3nd chronicles the literal and metaphysical highs and lows during a drug and alcohol-fueled long weekend of a group of privileged, disaffected, social-media and technology-obsessed college cool kids. An invisible protagonist, student identification number @02596194, wittily narrates the exploits of her vapid, party animal friends who have mastered the art of getting high and staying there.

ORN's tag cloud

20something    bildungsroman    college    drugs    humor    indie    indie music    indie novel    indies    modern    new adult    realistic fiction    satire    sex