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Nobody!
Biography
Nobody! is the pen name of the author and central character of the books:
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!: A Users' Guide for the 21st Century
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Written by: Nobody!
"Who would've thought to reinvent non-fiction and make it funny in the process?" Nobody!
"'Back to the Future' of Literary Non-Fiction." Nobody at DeLorean Motor Cars
"It's as if the 'Extracts' ate 'Moby Dick!'" Nobody at Real Vanilla Extracts
"Out Nabakovs Nabakov. 'Pale Fire' for 'Idiots!'" Nobody at the Red Onion State Prison "Super-Prison Literary Society"
"'In Cold Blood'--without all the blood!" Nobody eating "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
"Nobody! has arrived just in time to save the publishing industry singlehandedly!" Nobody at "Publisher's Weakly" Magazine
"Nobody! writes for the cheap seats!" Nobody at Cheapseats.com
“Nobody! takes ‘abstract’ writing to a whole new level. Plus, he had the good sense to number things!” Nobody selling Jackson Pollock's Numbered Paintings (“They make people look at a picture for what it is--pure painting!”)
"Nobody!'s genius was to realize that science was comedy!" Nobody at the University of Clown Science ("The Science of Clowns! The Clowns of Science!")
"Nobody! makes Anonymous irrelevant!" Nobody at Warner Books
"Irreverent--NO!--Irrelevant common sense. Nobody! Knows!" Nobody at "Rolling Stones" Magazine
"We think Nobody! should make a movie!" Nobody at the American Institute of Corn Porn ("Pornography made entirely from corn--for when the ethanol subsidies end! Think creamed corn--and COBS!")
To maintain his anonymity, Nobody! likes to pretend that he's Steve Martin ("to throw the paparazzi off the scent"). To be clear, Nobody! is NOT Steve Martin.
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!: A Users' Guide for the 21st Century
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Written by: Nobody!
"Who would've thought to reinvent non-fiction and make it funny in the process?" Nobody!
"'Back to the Future' of Literary Non-Fiction." Nobody at DeLorean Motor Cars
"It's as if the 'Extracts' ate 'Moby Dick!'" Nobody at Real Vanilla Extracts
"Out Nabakovs Nabakov. 'Pale Fire' for 'Idiots!'" Nobody at the Red Onion State Prison "Super-Prison Literary Society"
"'In Cold Blood'--without all the blood!" Nobody eating "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
"Nobody! has arrived just in time to save the publishing industry singlehandedly!" Nobody at "Publisher's Weakly" Magazine
"Nobody! writes for the cheap seats!" Nobody at Cheapseats.com
“Nobody! takes ‘abstract’ writing to a whole new level. Plus, he had the good sense to number things!” Nobody selling Jackson Pollock's Numbered Paintings (“They make people look at a picture for what it is--pure painting!”)
"Nobody!'s genius was to realize that science was comedy!" Nobody at the University of Clown Science ("The Science of Clowns! The Clowns of Science!")
"Nobody! makes Anonymous irrelevant!" Nobody at Warner Books
"Irreverent--NO!--Irrelevant common sense. Nobody! Knows!" Nobody at "Rolling Stones" Magazine
"We think Nobody! should make a movie!" Nobody at the American Institute of Corn Porn ("Pornography made entirely from corn--for when the ethanol subsidies end! Think creamed corn--and COBS!")
To maintain his anonymity, Nobody! likes to pretend that he's Steve Martin ("to throw the paparazzi off the scent"). To be clear, Nobody! is NOT Steve Martin.
Where to find Nobody! online
Website: http://www.goldmansbulldog.com
Series
Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Nobody Knows the Big Bang!: How Many Universes Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?
Books
Nobody Knows the Big Bang!: How Many Universes Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?
by Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents.
Price:
Free!
Words: 28,160.
Language:
English.
Published: November 2, 2015
.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Physics / Astrophysics, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / essays
Nobody Knows the Big Bang! poses a direct challenge to Stephen Hawking's books, A Brief History of Time and The Grand Design (written with Leonard Mlodinow). Nobody! focuses on the cosmological theories of British physicist Fred Hoyle, and details the various alternatives to modern big bang theories. Nobody! evaluates the belief systems that tend to favor one big bang idea over another.
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
by Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 3.
Price:
Free!
Words: 26,910.
Language:
English.
Published: March 11, 2014
.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Cognitive Science, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
From bacteria to human beings, consciousness explained in plain simple English. Consciousness is a survival app, an instinct to "try anything" when confronted with unknown dangers. If you saw the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and understood it, you will understand this book! Easy reading and fun. Anyone who has a consciousness, ought to read this book!
Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers
by Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 2.
Price:
Free!
Words: 26,090.
Language:
English.
Published: January 23, 2013
.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Evolution, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Nobody! cuts through the Gordian knot of Darwinian Evolution and Intelligent Design!” Nobody at Gordian Solutions
“Nobody! puts the hag back in science hagiography!” Nobody in Eastwick
“Intelligent microbes guide evolution? A colony of networked idiots can build a town? God is bacteria? Need we say more?” Nobody at the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Science and Reason
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!
by Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 1.
Price:
Free!
Words: 42,570.
Language:
English.
Published: July 5, 2011
.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Philosophy of Science, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
"While some early reviews by Nobodies indicate that this book is a work of meta-fiction, I prefer to think of it as a work of meta-non-fiction--one which I'm sure has Truman Capote turning over in his grave. He had his own opinion about how the true story of multiple murders ought to be told." Nobody!
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