R. Van Saint


Biography

I write stuff that make you want to hoard booze & Twinkies in a home-made bunker & figure out ways to not die.

My stories contain elements of all the things I enjoy reading or watching in films (horror/pulp/dark fiction/sci-fi/fantasy/surrealism).

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Books

Primer (a short story)    by R. Van Saint
Price: $1.50 USD. 9160 words. Published on January 13, 2012. Fiction.

Five years ago the monsters arrived & decimated the village. Everyone perished except the children. The young band of survivors have had to fend for themselves ever since, keeping a close eye on the forest where the monsters have receded until the time is right. But children grow up & become adults. That's when the monsters come out of hiding. Around here birthdays are feared not celebrated.
Bad Juju: Volume 2    by R. Van Saint
Price: $1.99 USD. 10310 words. Published on August 17, 2011. Fiction.

A collection of 7 stories - horror/dark fiction/with a taste of bizarro. Featuring "Strange Hold" - a house holds his owner captive, "Sick Day" - calling in sick on Z-day. Also includes: The Dead Don't Sleep, Commute, Static, Invading the Shell, & Etiquette.
Bad Juju: Volume 1    by R. Van Saint
Price: $0.99 USD. 15260 words. Published on December 20, 2010. Fiction.

(4.00 from 3 reviews)
This collection of horror/dark fiction stories features 7 never before published tales. A man gifted/cursed with the language of music in "Native Tongue". A bizarre twist on a very old tale in "New Eden". A look into a man's obsession with taking notes, a strange love story of sorts in "Scribbles". Also includes: The secrets of mothers, A Coda, The Body Vacant, The Faster You Run.
Sid Valentine and The Fearful Goddess    by R. Van Saint
Price: $0.99 USD. 3470 words. Published on June 14, 2010. Fiction.

Sid Valentine is at it again. This time he seeks out a goddess who is afraid of using her powers. She's been holed up somewhere in NYC living a hermetic lifestyle. Sid is on a quest to find out the truth about the fearful goddess and to get her back in the game.
Panic in 2020: A Zombie Story    by R. Van Saint
Price: $0.99 USD. 5660 words. Published on March 26, 2010. Fiction.

The year is 2020. A crew of 7 astronauts who have been in space for 10 years for an interstellar project are en route back to Earth when all contact is lost with Mission Control. They come home to realize that life as they knew it had changed.
Sid Valentine    by R. Van Saint
Price: Free! 4040 words. Published on March 13, 2010. Fiction.

0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Meet Sid Valentine. After losing his job, a disillusioned ex-cupid finds out that joining the dark forces is a more lucrative venture. It's his world now, not yours. And in his world, myth, fairy tales and reality collide. Pulp. Sex. Violence. Horror. Your life is just fiction.

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