By Simon Haynes
Fantasy comedy from the author of the Hal Spacejock series. The first three novels form a trilogy, with each book continuing the previous one.
Dragon and Chips
A Portion of Dragon and Chips
by Simon Haynes
Series: Dragon and Chips.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 73,020.
Language:
English.
Published: August 20, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A manic fantasy sendup featuring tasty dragons and even tastier assassins. Don't miss this laugh of the year!
This is the first novel in a three book series. Each book in the series continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three.
A Butt of Heads
by Simon Haynes
Series: Dragon and Chips.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 73,750.
Language:
English.
Published: September 30, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!
Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.
Admire the verbal jousting and witty swordplay ... or is it the other way round?
Giggle as kings and queens lose their heads.
And above all ... gasp in astonishment as you learn exactly what Clunk's building in his makeshift workshop.
A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
by Simon Haynes
Series: Dragon and Chips.
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 81,320.
Language:
English.
Published: October 27, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ahh, the Old Kingdom.
Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.
For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**
Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.