Lily: Yep, I'm up for sale for the umpteenth time, only this round is noteworthy for how ugly and disfigured my buyer appears to be. Let's just hope he's buying me for scullery work instead of sex... Gorg: This one seems calm, a quality that's been severely lacking in the last 14 females I've purchased. I wonder if she'll like my cooking or enjoy listening to books with me? Chorus: And there's...