Ultra Cock 9000
by Maizy Fell
(5.00 from 1 review)
Felicia: As a server at Elio's, I have the best slave gig on Blue Rift Station; the only thing missing when I get off each night is the ability to, ahem, consistently get off. But I'm saving up for the Ultra Cock 9000 to permanently solve that problem. Brug: Fell-ee-sia thinks she will buy a toy before coming to me for her needs? I don't think so. Chorus: [fans itself] Maizy: I tried to write...