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Dec. 09, 2022
Splatterpiece Press
Publisher info
Established in 2017 by Svaden Von Valkos III, Splatterpiece Press is a boutique publisher specializing in the bizarre and macabre. It operates under the Valkos Enterprises Department of Letters and Distractionary Materials, a branch of the Valkos Enterprises Division of Entertainment and Programming Propaganda. Having left his job as a lead dishwasher at Fun n' Games Family Fun Center, Svaden reluctantly joined the family business after being promised the opportunity to run his very own division over which he would have complete and total creative control. With a small team and grand ambitions, he began releasing their dark creations into the world.
Ever a Never After
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 39,340.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: March 28, 2024
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
An anthology of twisted tales, woven together with threads of doomed love and debased devotion. Each story plunges the reader into a dark world of obsessive desires and tragic endings. Interspersed with poignant poetry that echoes the same themes of shattered hearts and senseless loyalties, this collection will leave you haunted by its odd and eerily beautful words.
Cärl Brüder Versus the Self-Publishing Apocalypse!
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 14,550.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: February 24, 2024
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
A promising self-publishing school mentor finds himself in hot water with a demanding student whose expectations have not been met. To make matters worse, the student is a demon with a Renaissance fair-like dialect. Will our protagonist be able to help the persistent demon achieve their goals as an indie author or will he face fiery consequences? Read this bizarre story to find out!
Piper and Shelly and the Weird Thing That Happened
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 25,390.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: January 2, 2024
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Piper and Shelly and The Weird Thing That Happened is a bizarro novella that combines body horror, erotica, and satire. Much more silly than sexy, this strange tale will appeal to fans of Carlton Mellick III, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Cameron Pierce.
Wanda the Bloodtose Intolerant Vampire
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 12,380.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: January 1, 2024
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Essentially, Wanda the Bloodtose Intolerant Vampire is a strange, sweet love story. Highly recommended if you enjoy the later works of Carlton Mellick III, Christopher Moore, or enjoy watching Adult Swim.
Lucy Furr
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 61,120.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: May 28, 2020
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Horror » Occult
SOMETIMES IT TAKES A DEVIL TO DO THE LORD'S WORK Mable Town has come under the rule of the oppressive Valkos Enterprises government, forcing their brand on the populous and demanding conformity with every aspect of its citizens' lives. Even so, Mary, Joseph, and their cat, Lucy Furr, are happy with their mundane existence. That is until a malicious group of teenagers attack the beloved feline...
Heroin is the Answer: A Memoir of What I Can Remember
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 36,640.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: July 23, 2019
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Inspiration » 12-step programs, Nonfiction » Music » Religious - Christian, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Death, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Substance Abuse & Addictions / Drug Dependence
Uncover a powerful story of drugs, addiction, and one man's struggle to become free. Heroin is the Answer combines a dark, gripping personal narrative with thought-provoking poetry, designed to offer a glimpse into the crushing weight of Heroin and the damage that it does to the lives of those who use it. Told with dry humor and imbued with a visceral, lucid detail that jumps from every page...
The Distended Table: A Collection of Holiday Favorites
by Russell Holbrook
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 68,050.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: December 9, 2021
by
Splatterpiece Press.
Categories:
Fiction, Fiction » Horror, Fiction » Holiday, Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
FOOD! FAMILY! MAYHEM! MURDER! Ah, it must be the holidays! From the splatter to the surreal, The Distended Table is a buffet for the horror fiction connoisseur! You'll feast on the delights of a murderous pilgrim, insane Black Friday violence, fast food terrors, a vengeful vegan, a dark seasonal secret in the depths of Belfast City Centre, and many more frightfully delicious dishes! With horror...