Stanski

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A one…
A two…
A one, two, three, four…!
How’s that then, for a classic intro…?
But wait a minute…
That’s more of a song intro, innit…?
And this is more of a story, innit…?
So, let’s start again, shall we…?

Hi…
How are you…?
I’m Stanski…
Now, don’t worry, I’m not as bad as I seem…
I’m a strugling author… Not a tortured artist…!
The thing is, I’ve written these books…For people to read…
Do you like reading…?
Everyone loves a good read, don’t they..?
Anyway, I’ve got these books… That I’ve written…
I know, you don’t know which books…
I’m just getting round to telling you about them, aren’t I…?
The thing is…
If you want something doing… You might as well do it for yourself…
So…
I wrote these books myself…
Now…
These books…
Y’know… The ones I’ve written… But haven’t got round to telling you about yet…
These books that I’ve written… That I’m telling you about now…
Will be available, very soon, for you to download…
From Smashwords…
To your PC, Tablet, or Mobile Phone…!
In fact, pretty much anything connected to the internet…!
Thanks to the miracle of modern technology…!
It never ceases to amaze…
Does it…?

A Bit Of Background

Stanski is the kind of guy who doesn’t do things by half measures.
For example, he’s the guy who went to Thailand in 1999, to see in the New Millennium.
He enjoyed it there so much that he decided to stay on for a while.
He didn’t return to the UK until October…

October 2010…!

Stanski began writing in earnest in 2005 while recovering from a motorcycle accident, in the northern city of Chiangmai, in which he sustained serious head injuries.
Since then, he has completed four novels, and is currently writing a fifth.

Examples of verse by Stanski can be found on his Blog, ‘Elephant Small’
www.says-sir-ten.blogspot.com

Where to find Stanski online


Books

Elephant Small Vol 6
Series: Elephant Small, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 6. Continuing the series of books featuring verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'
Elephant Small Vol 5
Series: Elephant Small, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 5. This is the fifth in a series of five ebooks that cover five years of original verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'. Vol 5 covers edited highlights from the years 2010 - 2013.
Elephant Small Vol 4
Series: Elephant Small, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 7,240. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 4. This is the fourth in a series of five ebooks that cover five years of original verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'. Vol 4 covers edited highlights mainly from the year 2010.
Elephant Small Vol 3
Series: Elephant Small, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 6,670. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 3. This is the third in a series of five ebooks that cover five years of original verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'. Vol 3 covers edited highlights from the years 2008 & 2009.
Elephant Small Vol 2
Series: Elephant Small, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 7,480. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 2. This is the second in a series of five ebooks that cover five years of original verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'. Vol 2 covers edited highlights from the years 2008-2010
Elephant Small Vol 1
Series: Elephant Small, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 7,180. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Welcome to Elephant Small Vol 1. This is the first in a series of five ebooks that cover five years of original verse previously published on my weblog 'Elephant Small'. Vol 1 covers edited highlights from the year 2008.
Yes-Man Part 1
Price: Free! Words: 950. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Comics & Graphic Novels / Superheroes, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Another normal day in Molt City is about to begin. Police sirens are screaming as loud as victims of violent crime. Michael James is about to be fired from work for turning up late… again. Nothing to do and all day to do it in. Things don’t get better than this … or do they…? We’ll know soon… …
The Night Jasmine
Price: Free! Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
A collection of poetry, inspired by the sights, sounds, flavours, aromas, textures and experiences of life in Thailand. Illustrated with photographs.
In Decline
Price: Free! Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
You're going down... In fact you're at an all-time low. You need help, because the only way you can get back up is by taking the advice of a professional. Your story... your downfall... told from your own perspective, in verse form, and from the perspective of your 'consultant', in prose... Warning... don't try this at home...!
Crawling Distance
Price: Free! Words: 25,250. Language: British English. Published: December 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The trouble with that ‘Friday Feeling’ is that it can get a bit ‘same old, same old’. Everything becomes a bit safe and predictable, which means you don’t have to think about things too much… Having said that, it only takes one minor detail to be placed out of sequence, and the results can be hilarious… Which gives you the additional bonus of having something to talk about the following week.

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