Carl Reader


Carl Reader trained as a journalist at Temple University and has worked as a reporter, photographer and editor in Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Montana. He's published short stories in literary magazines and on the Internet and has self-published a children's Christmas story called THE TWELFTH ELF OF KINDNESS.That book was partially published in Russia under the Sister Cities program. He's also self-published a novella called THE PERSECUTION OF WILLIAM PENN, which has been well-received in several college libraries. He works as a professional photographer and freelance writer.

Where to find Carl Reader online


The Allie Slayton Disaster
As a private detective, Allie Slayton does so much wrong that he falls just short of death and disaster with each action he takes. He survives only because his adversaries are even more screwed-up than he is. But for how long ...
Mamba In A Basket
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Now We Know Why You Died
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Three Elves, Saving The Twelfth Elf of Kindness
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,560. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent, Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
With Christmas fast approaching, Santa sends three of his most trustworthy and talented elves off on a mission to save the twelfth elf of kindness from an evil giant. The three elves, Jumper and Sneezer and Snorter, depart immediately, despite the late hour and the hopelessness of their task. They arrive at the giant's castle without a clue on how to proceed, but they come up with a plan.
The Absolute Worst of WTF Network News: Real Fake News in the Trump Era
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,720. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literary collections » American / General
Only once in a millennium does a fake news outlet come along that is so fake and disreputable that it matches the president it covers. Such an outlet is the WTF Network News, where lies, fantasy and chicanery dominate the coverage of the current dangerous charlatan that masquerades as our Chief Executive.
From the Devil's Deathbed: A Little Book of Evil Stories
Price: $6.66 USD. Words: 38,800. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With the Devil on his deathbed, he decides to indulge in a final literary effort to clear his name and put the blame for all the madness and cruelty in the world where it belongs, on humans. He offers up this little book of evil stories that detail the violent, twisted, sick souls of people, noting how humans view such behavior as normal. The Devil spares no one in his indictment.
Dirty Girl, Broken Woman
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 67,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
Dirty Girl, Broken Woman is an erotic tragedy set in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s America, when the Sexual Revolution was dying and the AIDS epidemic drove a final spike into love’s heart. Narrated by Tucker Brophy, a confused bartender/journalist/writer, it tells the story of Kay Weatherby, a stunning and highly sexual figure who is the dirty girl and broken woman of the tale.
Auntie Claus' Attack On Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,250. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent
Auntie Claus, Santa Claus' aunt, is an evil, magical elf who has always failed to ruin Christmas in the past, but now has the help of Malicious, who as the opposite of an elf is a self, and the Madison Avenue public relations firm of Steelman, Kreepo and Konmen. Together, they plan on destroying Christmas altogether and replacing it with Auntiemas.
In Santa's Sleigh, Polar Bears, Elves and Santa at the North Pole
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,310. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent, Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
In these stories, Santa finds a wife, visits The Village of the Naughty to save a child, comes up with a simple solution to satisfy a greedy boy, tries to help his evil relative Auntie Claus, learns about the love of a dog, flies to the moon in a damaged sleigh and always searches for ways to become a better elf. The North Pole is a place of great celebrations and parties, where all are happy.
The Movie
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,410. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
A successful Hollywood producer returns home to New Jersey after a couple of divorces and the subsequent burn-out that attends a high-voltage career. Her overly controlling parents think she back to piece her life back together under their tutelage, but they discover an angry, impatient woman who can't stand to be with them.
You're All Idiots, Pineville
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,940. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You're All Idiots, Pineville continues the saga of the oddest town on earth that was begun in Come After Me to Pineville. To the shock and delight of the entire town, Mayor Letz Holdemtite, who has ruled for over 100 years, dies in a shootout of rat poisoning. At his funeral, the participants mock his penis and brace for what comes next. His death precipitates a race for power by three hot babes.
Skettleton's War
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure, Fiction » Historical » USA
Joshua Skettleton, a narcoleptic Confederate soldier, is bat-shit crazy. The hope that he'll see his son Josh again and the friendship of another soldier, Jeb Charles, help him to cling to some semblance of humanity while the rank butchery, race, religious hatred and greed of the rich tear his soul apart and nearly destroy him. He makes it home, but can't help flash back to the horrors of war.
Vampire Valley: An Anthology of the Vampire Valley Novels
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 201,050. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Horror, Fiction » Horror » Undead
The three enticing novels of the Vampire Valley series are now available for the price of one in this inclusive anthology. The Hostage of Vampire Valley, Resurrection in Vampire Valley and The Haunting of Vampire Valley follow the supernatural adventures of beautiful and half-mad Maggie Ant as she is forced to move to Montana with the murderers of her parents. Only her powerful lover can save her.
The Son of the Blue Mountain Witch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 72,290. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Gwendolyn Gladys Gavin, the hideous and quirky Blue Mountain witch, has a young son she doesn't much like, and she lets him know it in no uncertain terms, such as informing him she might still abort him, even though he's already born. She asserts her power over her hapless son and the world she hates in ruthless and sometimes hilarious ways, and creates an empire that astonishes the world.
Mamba In A Basket
Series: The Allie Slayton Disaster. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 84,420. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Allie Slayton might be a feminist detective, but the situation he faces in Mamba In A Basket forces him to make use of all the dark skills he learned as a Vietnam veteran and former college football player. An ancient African woman brings a body part to his office and commands him to find the rest of the anatomy. Sickened, he immediately gets the police involved, who suspect him of cannibalism.
Pumpkin Horror Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 570. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For Halloween, a free poem about rebellious pumpkin Aloysius, who hears rumors of what humans do to pumpkins and flees the patch in a panic, only to discover where his heart lies.
Italy, Greece - Travel Sketches
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,000. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Nonfiction » Travel » By region
These sketches were written and published on the Internet over twenty years ago after the author traveled to Italy and Greece on a whim of discovery. Instead of being informative in telling where to eat and what to see or where to stay, they detail experiences that are as varied and diverse as the countries in which the experiences originated.
The Haunting of Vampire Valley
Series: Vampire Valley, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,000. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror
After the final, monumental battle with the vampires and the resurrections of her husband and brother, Maggie awakens one morning with her back propped up against a tree on the side of the mountain with Mabin and Tommy nowhere to be found. She searches for them, and they seem to appear magically. They soon find they'll have to cope with a terrifying world, a vengeful haunting of Vampire Valley.
Come After Me To Pineville
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nothing but odd news comes out of Pineville, as these short, satirical pieces of fake journalism prove. If you visit here, you'll get a glimpse of just how odd we all can be, and you'll laugh heartily at the gigantic human comedy such a small but thoroughly absurd venue can offer. Welcome to Pineville, which is not a place but an unstable state of mind.
Resurrection In Vampire Valley
Series: Vampire Valley, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,890. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror
Resurrection In Vampire Valley is the long-awaited second volume in the popular Vampire Valley series. It begins where The Hostage of Vampire Valley left off, with Maggie's lover still dead but about to be exhumed by her little brother Tommy after a year of healing resurrection in the grave. Things go wrong with the resurrection, endangering all and sending Maggie after her lover in the grave.
Leyla And The Sandmen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 44,690. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure, Fiction » Literature » Literary
During the Iraq War, a squad of soldiers comes upon some collateral damage, a little girl dressed in a white burqa at the bottom of a blast crater. When they discover she speaks English and Arabic, they decide to take her with them on a rogue combat mission, despite the danger that presents to her and others. This book contains extreme violence and very strong language.
The Persecution of William Penn
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,090. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America, Fiction » Christian » Historical
The story of William Penn is one of great personal tragedy as well as courage in the face of religious persecution. In England in the seventeenth century, Penn was jailed six times for his beliefs as a Quaker, yet through his connections at court and his deep understanding, good will and intelligence, he managed to establish Pennsylvania as a free, democratic colony.
A Shadow and A Silhouette
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 87,800. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
A Shadow and A Silhouette is a memoir of the riotous 1970s taking place at the Bucks County Playhouse in the artist's colony of New Hope, Pennsylvania. A neurotic young writer and a scurrilous young actor find they have loves and fears and ambitions in common and strike up a friendship based on imbibing, art and women. Novels are written and theater is acted out as personal failings turn ugly.
Die, Chingress, Then Love Again
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 53,730. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Horror » Undead
So quirky is the future's leading genius, Mithrose, that he believes he's become an all-powerful God. That belief is bad enough, but then he reports to the Impersator, the galaxy's current tyrant and mass murderer, for a second round of torture. There's method to his madness, though, as he's found a way to revive the Chingress and deliver her to her people for the revolution to begin.
Bloody Potomac, Three Horror Novellas in One Volume
Series: Bloody Potomac, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 63,420. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
The three novellas of the Bloody Potomac series are available in this one volume at the cost of two. Tasha O'Burke, the President's vampire daughter, battles hostile vampires, werewolves and Ghouls for power, influence and survival in Washington. She always has girlfriend Cari Anne Pomegranate beside her to help, but she also has a string of intriguing male human lovers who get the worst of things
Bloody Potomac 3, Let the Children Die
Series: Bloody Potomac, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,170. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
In the third book of the Bloody Potomac series, Tasha O'Burke, the President's vampire daughter, gives birth to a baby boy who shows great promise to grow into a powerful member of the clan. From the moment he's born, he has a lusty desire for blood, but the Washington Ghouls see him as a bargaining chip to get what they want - more and more war dead to feed their perverted appetites for corpses.
Bloody Potomac 2, My Mother Bites
Series: Bloody Potomac, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,790. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
Bloody Potomac 2, My Mother Bites is the second in the Bloody Potomac series, in which just about everybody in Washington is a vampire, werewolf or zombie - including the President. The main character, Tasha O'Burke, who is the President's daughter, returns in My Mother Bites from her role in The President's Vampire Daughter, to take on the werewolf threat in this second book of the series.
Now We Know Why You Died
Series: The Allie Slayton Disaster. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,380. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Now We Know Why You Died is a psychological crime thriller set in New York City before the Twin Towers fell. Allie Slayton, a disturbed and burnt-out private detective working by fax, phone and computer from an apartment he is afraid to death to leave, sets a trap for a psychotic criminal, Joey Narducci. Narducci turns the tables, and Slayton's nutty clan proves friends can get you killed, too.
Bloody Potomac, The President's Vampire Daughter
Series: Bloody Potomac, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,770. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Horror » General
Tasha O'Burke, the President's vampire daughter, is happily hunting young congressmen with her girlfriend, Cari Anne Pomegranate, when the Speaker of the House, John Burner, pulls off a bloody coup against the her father. Cari is murdered and Tasha is hunted and hides among her friends, the bats. She has to defeat the Blood Pigs with the help of Cari, now a zombie, and a young congressman.
Elk Dreams, A Montana Memoir
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 92,380. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
From the day a couple moves to Montana to fulfill their fantasies of going west and becoming nature photographers in that state, a very different reality assaults them. Far from the Elk Dreams they've been living with, they find their pasts and the also legendary hostilities of the state nearly too much to bear. Everything seems to embody a bumper sticker: WELCOME TO MONTANA: NOW GO HOME.
You Won't Believe This But ...
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
These short stories are about people behaving and perceiving badly ... a young man drives women out of existence when he disrobes them ... a toddler wants to stab her mother after what's she's seen in the bedroom and on TV ... a clever bartender and waitress outwit an ex-con ... a frustrated editor finally gets the man she wants ... an athlete on steroids gets away with violent justified revenge.
Three Horror Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,910. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
As the title suggests, this offering contains three stories of the strange and grotesque. In "His Angels He Charges With Error" a priest is determined to discover why his brother, also a priest, committed suicide. In "The Euthanasians" a unique method of disposing of the terminally ill is depicted. And in "My Father's Watch" an ancient curse attempts to avenge a horrific massacre.
D'eannuosity, A Woman Warrior's Odyssey In Iraq
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 121,310. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure
Based on the Odyssey, D'eannuosity, A Woman Warrior's Odyssey in Iraq, is the story of D'eannu Christensen, a spy dropped into Iraq two years before that conflict began. It starts ten years later when her daughter, T'Deannu, begins a search for the mother lost to her. D'eannu is released from years of slavery and comes home for revenge and slaughter. Beyond fiction, the novel is an American myth.
A Wanderer at the Dawn
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,780. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
A Wanderer at the Dawn is a play about the philosopher Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche and takes place on the day of his death. His mind destroyed by tertiary syphilis, Nietzsche is partially paralyzed and under the care of his sister. As he lays dying, the play takes place in his mind as the various characters interact with him and illuminate the life and philosophy of this great anti-Christian.
The Lovers of the Concrete Castle
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 137,750. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After a ghost is refused entrance to heaven he's kicked down to earth by a gigantic blue angel with the flu. He's been dead for ten years and has nowhere to go but home. Once there he discovers he can re-materialize if he wishes hard enough. Seeing his two adopted children does the trick, but they're grown and have a daughter, an albino girl who becomes one of the lovers of the concrete castle.
The Stolen Child
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,100. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
The Stolen Child is a novella of one day in the life of a boy in the 1950s, a day that defines his existence from then on. It begins with a kiss from a girl and ends with a devastating insight into his mother's life, a life that has veered tragically off-course after the death of a soldier in World War II. He gets to know about love, loss, death, war and tragedy all in the course of that one day.
Dubya and the Devil
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 84,710. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For years many wished to see a former president in Hell. With Dubya and the Devil, they have the chance. Dubya crashes into Hell with his own agenda. So powerful is he that he literally pulls Lucifer up to Heaven by the horns. There, Dubya leads the devil on a series of adventures with some of the oddest characters ever - Transparent People, Big Faces, Powder People and others. A surprise awaits.
Red Lights for Six Nights
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
Red Lights for Six Nights is a kind of Last Tango in Amsterdam set mostly in that city's famous red light district. After a devastating divorce, a middle-aged man visits the district to see if he can regain his manhood and passion by screwing as many whores as possible. The novel includes realistic descriptions of sex with prostitutes while also serving as a travelogue to the city's seamier side.
Omar and the Bomb
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 85,910. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Omar Urdu, an ass of a terrorist, discovers the bomb in his Infiniti SUV is a dud while on vacation in Yellowstone. He is beside himself with disappointment, thinking his chance at paradise is blown. His crazy wife Reese is no help. His crazy right-wing friends, with whom he plots a second Oklahoma City bombing, mistrust him. Osama bin Laden shows up. He certifies the bomb and the attack is on ...
In A Circle of Stars
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 114,830. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Historical » General
In A Circle of Stars, a novel about the aftermath of The Battle of the Little Bighorn, is told from the point of view of the Lakota Sioux who killed Custer. Sitting Bull is fearful about the revenge the army is about to take, and one day Fallen Hawk, the fictional hero who killed Custer, finds his wife dead. The mystery of her death, and the battles that follow, make for a tragic end of the Sioux.
Elias, The Twelfth Elf of Kindness
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A terrified elf no bigger than a dime hides in a boy's ear to escape from the dangers of the world. Despite the boy's plea for the visitor to leave, Elias stays and slowly reveals a magical identity. A friendship grows between the two, and through a hair-raising adventure courage is restored to elf and happiness returns to the boy's life. It's a family Christmas tale with relevance all year round.
A Troll's Gold and A Crocodile on the Moon
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
When a boy from Ireland finds a little man dragging a chest of gold across a forest floor, he mistakes him for a leprechaun. He is granted wishes, but all the wishes go terribly wrong, so wrong that the two of them end up on the moon chased by a crocodile. They blast off and return to a crash landing on earth, where one comes to a sad ending and the other learns about friendship and courage.
Sam the Shad
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,580. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
When his son is caught in the Delaware River, Sam, a shad, deals with Al, a human, to allow himself to be caught every year for the town's annual prize for the biggest fish. In other tales, Sam recounts his adventures in the seven seas - Al learns of Sam's love affairs and his fight with a great white shark. Fish and man go drinking, fight evil and learn the lessons of a lifelong friendship.
The Babbit Rabbit, Jr. Stories
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Babbit Rabbit, Jr. lives alone with his mother and has to learn to be a big rabbit all by himself. In these stories, he mistakes a snake for a carrot, helps build a garden of delicious vegetables, falls in love, eats too much carrot pie and learns valuable lessons. Babbit, Jr. is just like you were when you were young.
The Golden Ass
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 69,780. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Helen has a face and figure that could launch a thousand ships, but a sexual disposition that could sink them all. An illness reveals to her the bland life she's been leading, and she transforms into a new raucous sexual being, a horny comedian intent on passion. A bland boyfriend, a crazy horse racing writer and her lifeless father stand in her way, as she laughs and loves her way to the grave.
Dirty Presidents and Me
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 163,330. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America
Dirty Presidents and Me is a comical sexual romp through the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s starring Lauralee Bramble, the official White House courtesan and nymphomaniac. After learning her trade at Woodstock, Lauralee applies her talents to servicing one president after another, from Nixon to Ford to Carter to Reagan and Clinton. It's a satirical sexual autobiography to make the Lewinsky scandal blush.
Gatsby Girls
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 30,890. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Gatsby Girls, a sequel to the classic novel The Great Gatsby, continues the saga of a Jazz Age dream gone wrong, that of Jay Gatsby for Daisy Buchanan. The dreamer is dead, but Daisy is unrepentant and plans an abortion before leaving her drunken, abusive husband, Tom. She enlists the help of a gangster, a drugged friend, and Nick Carraway, but her scheme fails and another deadly tragedy ensues.
The Hostage of Vampire Valley
Series: Vampire Valley, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 74,380. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Science Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Forced to move to Montana with her parents' murderers, half-mad Maggie climbs the walls of her home at night, only to discover blood-spitting vampires trapped in vats on her roof. A lover helps her discover her powers, and the two brave severe attacks to save her brother and fly hordes of trapped vampires in vats through fire and smoke to imprisonment in a mountain, only to be trapped themselves.
The Last Shopkeeper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Western
A spring morning in Montana is shattered when Joseph Smith emerges from his tepee and his young wife is shot dead at his feet. He races after his wife's murderer but kills Three Pigs before he finds why the man murdered his bride. He returns to Bannack, where his three other wives fall victim to the plot against Smith and where Smith and his sidekick extract a bloody, Old West-style revenge.

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