Gerrard Wllson

Biography

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I am not Roald Dahl, Darren Shan, J K Rowling or even Derek Landy; I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children's stories. Although my works are intended for children, adults enjoy reading them also. Here is a list of my stories;
• Tales of the Extraordinary
• Fizzy Cherry Cola
• The Witches
• Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World
• HARRY ROTTER
• Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
• Stewed Rhymes
• The Tales of Beetle About
• Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug
• My CRAZYMAD Poems
• Horrible Horace
• The Fog
• A Christmas Fairytale
• Aliens landed in Ballykilduff
• Tales of Childhood (volume one)
• Tales of Childhood (volume two)
• A Christmas Carol Betwixt
• Bolf (A Troll whose idea of a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets)
• The Three Faerie Sisters
• God, dog and Beelzebub (What on earth might that be about?)
• Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages.
• Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical adventure series)
Furthermore, unlike Dahl, Rowling, Shan, Landy and many more authors, my eBooks are completely and utterly FREE.
Se ya.

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Books

Reilly the Slug Gets His Comeuppance
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: British English. Published: March 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reilly was a slug. He is no more, though. You see, he got his comeuppance. A short story by The Crazymad Writer.
Two Bold Little Boys
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Price: Free! Words: 4,370. Language: British English. Published: March 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Once upon a time, there were two bold little boys called George and Fred. They were so bold, so incredibly naughty, they made the lives of everyone they came in to contact with unbearable. Their poor, bedraggled mother did try to tame them, though, to keep her sons on the straight and narrow, but she was at nothing against two little thugs hell-bent on causing the maximum amount of mischief.
I am Not Roald Dahl!
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Price: Free! Words: 35,830. Language: British English. Published: March 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
I am not Roald Dahl, I am not that man, A TREASURY OF CHILDREN'S STORIES. I am not Roald Dahl; it’s not a part of my plan, The poor man is dead, as dead as can be, I am not that man, now where is my tea?
Horrible Horace and the Slug
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Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
One wonderfully damp and drizzly cold morning, a slug called Reilly wandered away from the confines, the safety of his garden. Sliming his way under the garden gate, he pointed his stalked eyes, one in each direction, along the busy street outside, wondering which way to go. “This is indeed a fine place to begin my travels,” he said to himself.
Ten In One Scopes
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Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
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The toy from my childhood days that I loved the most was my Ten In One Scope. These instruments, these scientific instruments (printed upon each box, it stated, ‘scientific instrument, not a toy’) were everything us boys wanted, and then some. The girls in our school had no interest in them, and that suited us boys just fine. Another MAD story, an eBook from the Crazymad Writer.
The Air-Raid Shelters
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: British English. Published: March 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
At school, playing inside the air-raid shelters was expressly forbidden, on orders from our headmistress, Sister Alexis. Whilst most of the time we obeyed this rule without question, realising it was there for a good reason, because the air-raid shelters were is a bad state of repair, we sometimes found it impossible to fight the temptation, the urge to go inside and explore...
Hobnail Boots
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Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In school there was a pupil, a boy called Tony. Let me tell you about him… Although baptized Anthony, everyone knew him as Tony. Although he wasn’t a bad child, not really, he was always doing something that he shouldn’t be doing, to divert people’s attention from the bugbear of life – his height – or lack of it. You see, Tony was small.
Thunder and Lighthing
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
A childhood story, from a long time ago, when I lived in Sunbury on Thames. It was as a hot summer’s day, so hot the tar on the road had begun to melt. Seated in a hot, steamy classroom, while our teacher went on and one about why we should understand and get our young heads around algebra, I listened to the sound of thunder rumbling in the distance...
Jumping Down the Stairs
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Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For children living nowadays, where every modern convenience, electronic game and gadget is readily available for their entertainment and enjoyment, jumping down the stairs must seem like a rather stupid, reckless and even foolhardy activity, but let me tell you, right here and now, I had some of the best times of my life while jumping down the stairs. A short story in the style of Roald Dahl.
Legs Through the Ceiling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
A Punt on the Thames
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Price: Free! Words: 3,260. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
One of the best things I can recall from my childhood days is first time each summer we saw the punt resting low at its moorings, ready for another busy season transporting day-trippers across the river Thames. One year, however, that trip across the Thames turned into a NIGHTMARE.
My Socks that Magically Changed Colour
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Price: Free! Words: 6,240. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A story in the style of Roald Dahl. One of best and strangest things that happened to me when I was a boy was the time my socks magically changed colour. Yes, they really and truly changed colour!
Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the Hu Ba Hou - Part Two: The Realm of the Black Crystals
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Price: Free! Words: 32,920. Language: British English. Published: January 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
This is the story of two old friends Who are brought to a world that’s facing its end A fair land of magic and splendour about A place ruled by reason and rhyme without doubt These two allies, called Wot and Nott Are in a Race Against Time, and trying to stop Miafra ‘The Evil’who is stealing the land Removing the seasons, free will and all time...
Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the Hu Ba Hou - Part One: The Fabled Crest
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Price: Free! Words: 35,670. Language: British English. Published: January 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
Our adventure began with the arrival of a peculiarly small Christmas card, which sent us hurtling to the mystical land of Onisha, where Umahia, the Grand Mystic, asked for our help to fight Miafra, the evil, the Mystic who had stolen Umahia's power, the seasons, free will and all time.
My Crazmad Book of Poems
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: British English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
So, here we are just you and me and my Crazymad Book of Poems. Are you ready? Are you really and truly ready to begin reading it? You are! Okay, then, away with you. Be it on your head, though, if you end up as crazy and mad as I am! Now, on with the lunacy.... 'They are poems, Jim, but not as we know them!'
Like a Storm Trooper
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Price: Free! Words: 4,680. Language: British English. Published: December 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
George and Martha were married; they had been married three years to the very day, when George finally admitted that he had had enough... Yet another free eBook from The Crazymad Writer. He is mad, I tell you, stark, raving MAD.
Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug
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Price: Free! Words: 21,080. Language: British English. Published: December 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This book contains a mixture of stories, rhymes, jokes, poems and songs about Slugs, the lowly, slimy creatures that we all find so distasteful. Perhaps, though, after you have finished reading this book, you will see them in an entirely different light.
Jimmy, The Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
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Price: Free! Words: 42,900. Language: British English. Published: December 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A story in the style of Roald Dahl. Mad Mr Viscous, the owner of a glue factory, is hell-bent on making his fortune, selling glue made from his secret ingredient – horses. Determined to put a stop to it, Jimmy and his best friend Eric set off on a fantastic adventure; in a world of witches, warlocks and animalistics, that, up until then, they had no idea even existed.
Horrible Horace
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Price: Free! Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
Children LOVE him. Parents HATE him. Three Stories; One Book 1. Horrible Horace Flies a Kite 2. Horrible Horace Takes a Little Vacation 3. Horrible Horace, Lousy Linda &Miss Battle-Scars’ School Chair
Harry Rotter
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Price: Free! Words: 73,480. Language: British English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Media Tie-In
If Roald Dahl had wrote a story about a boy wizard, it might well have been a bit like this one. Harry Rotter, not Potter. It's mad, i tell you, mad as can be! Harry Rotter - her real name is Harriet - has lost her Magical Marbles. Harry enlists the help of her cousin, Box Privet, to help her retrieve them.
Tales of the Extraordinary
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Price: Free! Words: 22,940. Language: British English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Extraordinary, crazy, mad, completely BONKERS short stories by Gerrard T Wilson. Some people call me the new Roald Dahl. I don't care WHAT you call me as long as you enjoy reading my stories.
Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World
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Price: Free! Words: 38,540. Language: British English. Published: April 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
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An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story. First, she discovered Wonderland… Then she slipped through that fascinating Looking Glass… Now, she’s on Top of the World. The continuing adventures of a girl named Alice.
Stewed Rhymes
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Price: Free! Words: 8,880. Language: British English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Nursery Rhymes
I am NOT Roald Dahl. Having said that, this book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a CRAZYMAD makeover. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed myself writing them.
Aliens Landed In Ballykilduff And Other Strange Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 8,340. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Crazymad stories for children and young at heart adults, including Bolf, The Seagull, and The Haunted House, to name but a few.
A Christmas Fairytale
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Price: Free! Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Christmas Eve so still I know, But something’s in the wind, There’s a sense of magic about, It’s now we need our friends.
Fizzy Cherry Cola
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Price: Free! Words: 9,450. Language: British English. Published: January 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Another strange and rather peculiar story, in the style of Roald Dahl, by the Crazymad Writer, Gerrard Wilson. Are you searching for the path of true enlightenment? If so, read on - but beware of unforeseen the consequences.
God, Dog and Beelzebub
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Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: British English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.
The Witches
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Price: Free! Words: 7,630. Language: British English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
(4.00)
The Witches, a short, scary story, plus some other unexpected delights.
The Fog
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Price: Free! Words: 6,470. Language: British English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A story about a walk in the fog one cold winter's night. Are you brave enough to read it? Go on - I dare you!

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