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Gerrard Wllson

Biography

FREE EBOOKS FOR EVERYONE.
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I am a poor writer; this is quite true, writing stories for each one of you. Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify. That's me, The Crazymad Writer, and I'll do it until I die.

If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all, competing against J K Rowling, Darren Shan and Roald Dahl, I would tell you that I LOVE it, writing my stories each day, and if I ever get famous I would appreciate the pay!

Furthermore, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE.

Tales of the Extraordinary,

The Witches,

Alice in Wonderland Christmas,

HARRY, oh she is a Rotter!

Mad Mr Viscous,

Slug Talk,

The Tales of Beetle About,

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,

Horrible Horace,

Stories for Boys,

The Three Faerie Sisters,

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,

The Fog,

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,

Stewed Rhymes,

A Beer in a Burger Bar,

Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical, fantasy adventure series)
Furthermore, unlike Dahl, Rowling, Shan, Landy and many more authors, my eBooks are completely and utterly FREE.
Se ya.

And a whole lot MORE.

Visit www.thecrazymadwriter.com

And, remember, my eBooks are FREE, FREE, FREE.
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I'm not mad; mad, mad, mad,
I'm not mad, not me!
I'm not mad, mad, mad, mad,
I'm not mad, hee hee.
I'M NOT MAD!
We'll...not so much that anyone would notice, would they?
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I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,
I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey,
You might think I’m not serious and I might even agree,
But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.

Where to find Gerrard Wllson online

Website: http://www.thecrazymadwriter.com
Twitter: @crazymadwriter
Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://www.thecrazymadwriter.tk

Where to buy in print

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/crazymadwriter

Books

Reilly the Slug Gets His Comeuppance by
You set the price! Words: 1,920. Language: British English. Published: March 27, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Reilly was a slug. He is no more, though. You see, he got his comeuppance. A short story by The Crazymad Writer.
Two Bold Little Boys by
You set the price! Words: 4,370. Language: British English. Published: March 16, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once upon a time, there were two bold little boys called George and Fred. They were so bold, so incredibly naughty, they made the lives of everyone they came in to contact with unbearable. Their poor, bedraggled mother did try to tame them, though, to keep her sons on the straight and narrow, but she was at nothing against two little thugs hell-bent on causing the maximum amount of mischief.
I am Not Roald Dahl! by
Price: Free! Words: 35,830. Language: British English. Published: March 13, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
I am not Roald Dahl, I am not that man, A TREASURY OF CHILDREN'S STORIES. I am not Roald Dahl; it’s not a part of my plan, The poor man is dead, as dead as can be, I am not that man, now where is my tea?
Horrible Horace and the Slug by
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 9,470. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
One wonderfully damp and drizzly cold morning, a slug called Reilly wandered away from the confines, the safety of his garden. Sliming his way under the garden gate, he pointed his stalked eyes, one in each direction, along the busy street outside, wondering which way to go. “This is indeed a fine place to begin my travels,” he said to himself.
Ten In One Scopes by
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
(3.00 from 1 review)
The toy from my childhood days that I loved the most was my Ten In One Scope. These instruments, these scientific instruments (printed upon each box, it stated, ‘scientific instrument, not a toy’) were everything us boys wanted, and then some. The girls in our school had no interest in them, and that suited us boys just fine. Another MAD story, an eBook from the Crazymad Writer.
The Air-Raid Shelters by
You set the price! Words: 2,170. Language: British English. Published: March 10, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
At school, playing inside the air-raid shelters was expressly forbidden, on orders from our headmistress, Sister Alexis. Whilst most of the time we obeyed this rule without question, realising it was there for a good reason, because the air-raid shelters were is a bad state of repair, we sometimes found it impossible to fight the temptation, the urge to go inside and explore...
Hobnail Boots by
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In school there was a pupil, a boy called Tony. Let me tell you about him… Although baptized Anthony, everyone knew him as Tony. Although he wasn’t a bad child, not really, he was always doing something that he shouldn’t be doing, to divert people’s attention from the bugbear of life – his height – or lack of it. You see, Tony was small.
Thunder and Lighthing by
You set the price! Words: 3,190. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A childhood story, from a long time ago, when I lived in Sunbury on Thames. It was as a hot summer’s day, so hot the tar on the road had begun to melt. Seated in a hot, steamy classroom, while our teacher went on and one about why we should understand and get our young heads around algebra, I listened to the sound of thunder rumbling in the distance...
Jumping Down the Stairs by
You set the price! Words: 1,560. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
For children living nowadays, where every modern convenience, electronic game and gadget is readily available for their entertainment and enjoyment, jumping down the stairs must seem like a rather stupid, reckless and even foolhardy activity, but let me tell you, right here and now, I had some of the best times of my life while jumping down the stairs. A short story in the style of Roald Dahl.
Legs Through the Ceiling by
You set the price! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
A Punt on the Thames by
You set the price! Words: 3,260. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
One of the best things I can recall from my childhood days is first time each summer we saw the punt resting low at its moorings, ready for another busy season transporting day-trippers across the river Thames. One year, however, that trip across the Thames turned into a NIGHTMARE.
My Socks that Magically Changed Colour by
You set the price! Words: 6,240. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A story in the style of Roald Dahl. One of best and strangest things that happened to me when I was a boy was the time my socks magically changed colour. Yes, they really and truly changed colour!
Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the Hu Ba Hou - Part Two: The Realm of the Black Crystals by
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 32,920. Language: British English. Published: January 13, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
This is the story of two old friends Who are brought to a world that’s facing its end A fair land of magic and splendour about A place ruled by reason and rhyme without doubt These two allies, called Wot and Nott Are in a Race Against Time, and trying to stop Miafra ‘The Evil’who is stealing the land Removing the seasons, free will and all time...
Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the Hu Ba Hou - Part One: The Fabled Crest by
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 35,670. Language: British English. Published: January 13, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Our adventure began with the arrival of a peculiarly small Christmas card, which sent us hurtling to the mystical land of Onisha, where Umahia, the Grand Mystic, asked for our help to fight Miafra, the evil, the Mystic who had stolen Umahia's power, the seasons, free will and all time.
My Crazmad Book of Poems by
You set the price! Words: 9,590. Language: British English. Published: January 5, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
So, here we are just you and me and my Crazymad Book of Poems. Are you ready? Are you really and truly ready to begin reading it? You are! Okay, then, away with you. Be it on your head, though, if you end up as crazy and mad as I am! Now, on with the lunacy.... 'They are poems, Jim, but not as we know them!'
Like a Storm Trooper by
You set the price! Words: 4,690. Language: British English. Published: December 31, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
George and Martha were married; they had been married three years to the very day, when George finally admitted that he had had enough... Yet another free eBook from The Crazymad Writer. He is mad, I tell you, stark, raving MAD.
Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug by
You set the price! Words: 21,080. Language: British English. Published: December 30, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This book contains a mixture of stories, rhymes, jokes, poems and songs about Slugs, the lowly, slimy creatures that we all find so distasteful. Perhaps, though, after you have finished reading this book, you will see them in an entirely different light.
Jimmy, The Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous by
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 42,900. Language: British English. Published: December 29, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A story in the style of Roald Dahl. Mad Mr Viscous, the owner of a glue factory, is hell-bent on making his fortune, selling glue made from his secret ingredient – horses. Determined to put a stop to it, Jimmy and his best friend Eric set off on a fantastic adventure; in a world of witches, warlocks and animalistics, that, up until then, they had no idea even existed.
Horrible Horace by
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
Children LOVE him. Parents HATE him. Three Stories; One Book 1. Horrible Horace Flies a Kite 2. Horrible Horace Takes a Little Vacation 3. Horrible Horace, Lousy Linda &Miss Battle-Scars’ School Chair
Harry Rotter by
Price: Free! Words: 73,480. Language: British English. Published: August 12, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Media Tie-In, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
(5.00 from 1 review)
If Roald Dahl had wrote a story about a boy wizard, it might well have been a bit like this one. Harry Rotter, not Potter. It's mad, i tell you, mad as can be! Harry Rotter - her real name is Harriet - has lost her Magical Marbles. Harry enlists the help of her cousin, Box Privet, to help her retrieve them.
Tales of the Extraordinary by
You set the price! Words: 22,940. Language: British English. Published: February 14, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Adventure » General
Extraordinary, crazy, mad, completely BONKERS short stories by Gerrard T Wilson. Some people call me the new Roald Dahl. I don't care WHAT you call me as long as you enjoy reading my stories.
Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World by
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 38,540. Language: British English. Published: April 30, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Alice in Wonderland Christmas story - FOR FREE. First, she discovered Wonderland… Then she slipped through that fascinating Looking Glass… Now, she’s on Top of the World. The continuing adventures of a girl named Alice.
Stewed Rhymes by
You set the price! Words: 8,880. Language: British English. Published: April 29, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Nursery Rhymes, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
I am NOT Roald Dahl. Having said that, this book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a CRAZYMAD makeover. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed myself writing them.
Aliens Landed In Ballykilduff And Other Strange Stories by
You set the price! Words: 8,340. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Adventure » General
Crazymad stories for children and young at heart adults, including Bolf, The Seagull, and The Haunted House, to name but a few.
A Christmas Fairytale by
You set the price! Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A short Christmas story that I hope will fill you with the spirit of Christmas. Christmas Eve so still I know, But something’s in the wind, There’s a sense of magic about, It’s now we need our friends.
Fizzy Cherry Cola by
You set the price! Words: 9,450. Language: British English. Published: January 18, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Another strange and rather peculiar story, in the style of Roald Dahl, by the Crazymad Writer, Gerrard Wilson. Are you searching for the path of true enlightenment? If so, read on - but beware of unforeseen the consequences.
God, Dog and Beelzebub by
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: British English. Published: January 17, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.
The Witches by
You set the price! Words: 7,630. Language: British English. Published: January 16, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
(4.00 from 1 review)
The Witches, a short, scary story, plus some other unexpected delights.
The Fog by
You set the price! Words: 6,470. Language: British English. Published: January 16, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
A story about a frightening walk I had in the fog one cold winter's night a long time ago in Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, England.

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