Timothy Lustache


Timothy Lustache was born on a sweet fall night, while nurses looked on in professional concern. It is written that the universe's collective response to his birth was, "Meh," and he has never forgotten that.

In between reading too many books and organizing too many books, he writes too many "books".

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Smashwords book reviews by Timothy Lustache

  • The Peripheral Cocksucker on Oct. 13, 2013

    I downloaded this book out of idle curiosity, and moved on to other stuff, like a good little ADD... sorry, what was I talking about? After banging out a thousand or so words on various stories, I decided to file it properly. Then I started reading. At first, I said, "I'll just read a bit." And I kept thinking, "I'm going to move on to something else." And I just kept reading. If the author's intent in making this free-as-in-beer was to hook new customers, well, mission fucking accomplished, dude. Just download this book already and give it a shot.
  • Lust Lessons on Dec. 22, 2013

    A fantastic bimbo transformation story. It had all my favorites - lactation, physical transformation, personality changes. All that plus - without giving anything away - a big twist. A+++ with a cherry on top.
  • The Gnome Net on May 12, 2014

    I don't have much to say other than that this is a good story, and if Kris is reading this, I would like more like this, particularly the lactation parts.
  • Dorm Room Bimbo (Transformation Mind Control Erotica) on May 12, 2014

    A fine, short bimbo story. Good for when you don't have a lot of time on your hands, and you want something sexy to read.
  • Milkshake on May 13, 2014

    Overall, a decent book. I'm not sure it needed the present tense, and the fact that this is set in the future came as a surprise. That could've been set up earlier. But other than that, it was pretty good.
  • Milk Maid on May 13, 2014

    Read this story first on the EMCSA, and I loved it then. When I saw it was on Smashwords, obviously I was going to buy it. Lesbians, bimbos, and lactation. That's pretty much my three favorite things in erotica. Buy it. Read it.
  • The Curse of Playing Bimbo Tag on May 13, 2014

    All I'm going to say is this: can this game of tag come to my hometown soon?
  • Mistaken Identity: A Bimbo Transformation Novella (Mind Control Erotica) on May 15, 2014

    Just ran through this story again, and I really enjoyed it again. It's well-written and very sexy. Strong recommendation.
  • Tales from the Bimbo Ward: Volume II on June 29, 2014

    A very good trio of stories, though I thought the second, "Salt & Pepper", was the weakest. "Sarah" is a great story about a woman who voluntarily goes to the clinic because she wants to be a bimbo. And "Amanda" covers the dangers of walking into a bimboizing clinic if you don't know what exactly happens there. I would definitely recommend this collection to all comers.
  • The Bimbo Experience Omnibus (Transformation Mind Control Erotica) on June 29, 2014

    Enjoyable, when taken as a whole. I would definitely recommend that you save money, if you want to read this series, and pick up the collection. The series, overall, is a good set of bimbo stories from an author who does a very good job at writing bimbo stories.
  • Anime DNA – Kreme Klassic #1 on June 29, 2014

    One of my favorite stories from this author. It's short and sweet, and if I could give it six stars, I would do just that in a heartbeat.
  • The Bimbo Strain 2 on June 29, 2014

    I thoroughly enjoyed this story, and I hope the author will write more straight-up bimbo stories. I liked the characters, and I loved seeing them transform into bimbos, particularly when it was Lesbian Bimbo Time. Moar lesbian bimbos, please. Two great tastes that taste great together.
  • Cabin Pressure on June 30, 2014

    My new favorite story from Kris Kreme. If a tenth of all flights were this sexy and milk-filled, the airlines would be getting so many more customers, and all of them would be happy.
  • Human Resources: A Forced Lactation Fantasy on June 30, 2014

    My first point is... meh. Just... meh. It wasn't exactly what I was looking for, which is not the author's fault, but it did impact my reading experience. My second point, though, is that the story is studded with spelling and grammar errors, and that is definitely the author's fault. I kept getting thrown out of the story by having to figure out what exactly a given sentence was supposed to mean.
  • Bimbo Baked on Aug. 11, 2014

    I presume this story was written fairly quickly, given that it's one of the Reader's Choice Month stories. If that's the case, than KK deserves a lot of credit here. A very good bimbo story, one that makes me think of "Beverly's Bimbo Birthday Blowout" (in its EMCSA form as "Ashly's Birthday Blowout").