Writer/Director. I enjoy taking ancient Greek myths and turning them into modern sci-fi spooky versions. I also like to write romantic comedies, and people seem to go "Awww!" over them, so why not?
Many of my stories are icky, in various ways. I’m European, we have a higher tolerance for that kind of stuff. Plus, I’m inspired by mythology and Shakespeare, so if you can’t handle tragedy and bodily fluids, feel free to move on.
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Dead Gorgeous
When a professional dronehunter dies from an electrocution accident, he meets his Reaper face to face. Turns out she’s quite cute, inexperienced and has a magnificent tushy. To both their surprise he doesn’t really die that day, so they go on a coffee date as if nothing happened. Will Theseus manage to figure out how to stay alive, when his reaper is quite inexperienced, when this new world of the dead and living is opened up to him and when the god of death wants his reaper back?
This is the Tushy Reaper series.
Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.
Trick or Be Eaten
When Edward’s big brother gets lost during the Halloween Raid, he decides to sneak inside the Pumpkin looming over London and become a raider himself. But will he manage to survive Halloween night, when the challenges he faces seem to have changed since last year, when his best friend is also missing inside the Witch’s House, and when the aliens seem to have turned this whole thing into some sort of videogame?
When her follow count drops dramatically, a cyborg influencer stumbles on an offer for a new and unique gimmick and decides to go for it. But will she manage to get the prosthetic, when it costs much more than she can possibly afford, when her friend urges her to get it and when her entire identity will be upended if she takes that path?
WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.
When three moons are doomed to fall into the nearest gas giant, the queen of a nearby planet is asked to help them. Will she manage to make a decision in time, when the ship that will help avoid the destruction is three days away, when she can only save one moon of the three and when her decision means she has to test the princes in bed before marrying them?
These are the books of the Saturna series.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
Read more of the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, other times new and relevant to the modern age.
The gods are back in town. Skyscrapers pop out of nowhere all over Athens. Corporations rename themselves as Greek gods.
It all started with the Greek crisis of 2009 and will forever change the world as we know it.
Some say that CEO’s have gone mad. Others, that they know damn well what they are doing. That there is something solid amongst the myth.
In the day of inter-connectivity and social media admiration, can the myths come back to life?
From ScifiSelect: Inspired by Dan Simmons’ Ilium, this fast-paced world blossomed into dozens of intertwined stories spanning all subgenres, from mystery to action to young adult and is certain to keep you at the edge of your seat.
From PercyJacksonPi: It’s like Percy Jackson goes Sci-fi!
What happens when a corporation gets a god complex? Find out in our series of books on Kindle. Described as light cyberpunk, definitely sci-fi and with a fresh twist on Greek mythology.
What did you think was the biggest hurdle for man to explore the empty reaches of space? Faster than light travel? Interstellar navigation? Time dilation?
Puh. We beat all that by sheer force of will.
No.
It was micrometeoroids.
Rocks.
Fucking space rocks.
A space opera series by Mythography Studios, find more here: http://www.mythographystudios.com/antigravel/
I wanted to challenge myself by writing a short story every day, which I call spitwrite because it’s rude and in-your-face, and I wanted to publish that story on my blog.
These are the collected versions of those stories in a book so that they're easy to read on an e-reader.
Follow Me
When her follow count drops dramatically, a cyborg influencer stumbles on an offer for a new and unique gimmick and decides to go for it. But will she manage to get the prosthetic, when it costs much more than she can possibly afford, when her friend urges her to get it and when her entire identity will be upended if she takes that path?
This is book 1 to 10 of the Influencer series.
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Tushy has met someone. Someone she was supposed to have reapt. But she spared him. Or, did she? The only thing she knows is that she's in deep trouble now, but she can't stay away from him. Will the inexperienced reaper manage to keep her new boyfriend alive?
This is book 2 of the Tushy Reaper series.
Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.
A battle of words.
A collection of short stories with the theme of language:
Meat the Aliens
Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck
The Kiss of the Sphinx
The Last Stargunner
Speaking in Bubbles
The Root of the Problem
Astropithecus
Trick or Be Eaten
Ed and Archie are off to America to find the Pumpkin and go on a raid. Will they manage the dreaded third level? Will Ed figure out what happened to his brother? And will the secret of the Pumpkin that he stumbled upon help him finish the Raid?
Pop My Cherry
Hector has formed his team and is now the proud owner of two Cyberpink athletes. He still has no clue what to do and how to move forward, and the enemies he has already made are trying to elbow him out of the game before he even gets to the starting line. Cherry acclimates to her new home, and Pickle's past comes back to bite her in the butt.
When a bankrupt armourer ends up owning a second-rate jugger player, he decides to go for it. But will he manage to even turn a profit, when he knows little about the game and its seedy world, when the opponents play dirty on and off the field, and when the game's popularity grows with every player injury and death?
Pickle can't seem to get any sleep during the night, so she tiptoes into the kitchen for a midnight snack. But the others are very noisy downstairs and her craving doesn't seem to go away. Will she figure it out with the help of Cherry or is it a deeper issue?
A Cyberpink short story.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
When Aphrodite sends her off to a sex convention in Canary Wharf, Eudora makes the flight and shows up. But will she manage to fulfill the terms of her contract, when she has nothing entertaining to show people, when an unusual Santa is hogging all the attention and when her own insecurities drag her down?
WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.
Eudora is getting her suntan on at the luxurious hotel pool, but her mark is nowhere to be seen. Is her plan to gain more followers doomed to fail?
This is book 3 of the Influencer book series.
WARNING: Contains explicit futa content.
Eudora is on a boat. More specifically, on a boat to Santorini. But it's very slow and she's quite bored. Thankfully, she has spotted a nice pair of breasts in the crowd. Will she manage to make a new friend?
This is book 2 of the Influencer book series.
WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.
When her follow count drops dramatically, a cyborg influencer stumbles on an offer for a new and unique gimmick and decides to go for it. But will she manage to get the prosthetic, when it costs much more than she can possibly afford, when her friend urges her to get it and when her entire identity will be upended if she takes that path?
This is book 1 of Influencer series. Explicit content.
Όταν ένα κορίτσι από την πόλη μπαίνει στη ζωή του, ένας νεαρός Γερακάρης αρχίζει να ενδιαφέρεται για εκείνη. Θα καταφέρει όμως να κερδίσει την καρδιά της, όταν παλεύει να επιβιώσει κάθε μέρα κυνηγώντας ντρόνους με πακέτα στην περιφέρεια της Αθήνας, όταν τα πράγματα πάνε από το κακό στο χειρότερο και όταν εκείνη αποδεικνύεται ελεύθερο πουλί;
When an alien thief steals an ancient artifact, she ends up fugitive number 1 and chased after by the entire military planet’s forces. But will she manage to escape in one piece, when her only way out is an ancient rusty rocket, when her only ally is a green girl whose treehome she has just burned down and when the soldiers chasing after her are all too trigger-happy with their big cannons?
When her follow count drops dramatically, a cyborg influencer stumbles on an offer for a new and unique gimmick and decides to go for it. But will she manage to get the prosthetic, when it costs much more than she can possibly afford, when her friend urges her to get it and when her entire identity will be upended if she takes that path?
This is book 1 to 5 of the Influencer book series.
WARNING:
Come and Get Squirted On
It’s a hot summer day in Athens and Cherry has nothing to do than sweat her skin off. After bothering everyone in the Pies and getting shooed from from all of them, she decides to be helpful for a change. Will her plan to squirt on random strangers work in her favour? Will it finally get nice and breezy? And most importantly, how will Hector take it?
A collection of original Christmas short stories and three retellings.
Contains:
Santa Fight Club
The Impossible Quest of Hailing a Taxi on Christmas Eve
The Red Holidays
Ten Kilos Till Christmas
The Fir Smart-Tree
The Little Match Girl
Saturna has met with the first prince and enjoyed an intimate night with him. Now is the time to meet the second one. Will she manage to make a choice before their worlds get destroyed?
This is book 2 of the Saturna series.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
A hoarder planet is not feeling so well. Must have been something it collected. Will the AI tasked to repair the technosphere manage to find what's causing the quakes?
A short story.
Eudora is considering going all in on the cult of Aphrodite. Before she does that, she’ll seek advice from an old friend. Will she make the decision to commit to her new path?
This is book 7 of the Influencer book series.
WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.
When three moons are doomed to fall into the nearest gas giant, the queen of a nearby planet is asked to help them. Will she manage to make a decision in time, when the ship that will help avoid the destruction is three days away, when she can only save one moon of the three and when her decision means she has to test the princes in bed before marrying them?
Warning: Contains explicit content.
Eudora has achieved her immediate goal, and finds herself in a bit of a loss. She wades her way through her lovers trying to come up with something. Will she figure out what to do in her new life?
This is book 6 of the Influencer book series.
WARNING: Contains explicit futa content.
A collection of #spitwrite stories.
Includes:
The Imiteles Space Station
The Garbage Cube
The Recovery Building
Looking Down on People From Atop a Big-Ass Mecha
The Hologram Riot
Waifu Wedding
A Self-Driving Car Named Desire
Viking Shipbuilding
and over 80 more short stories.
Note: This contains books 2-4 of the Spitwrite series for ease. If you own the individual books, there's no need to get it.
Dead Gorgeous
When a professional dronehunter dies from an electrocution accident, he meets his Reaper face to face. Turns out she’s quite cute, inexperienced and has a magnificent tushy. To both their surprise he doesn’t really die that day, so they go on a coffee date as if nothing happened. Will Theseus manage to figure out how to stay alive?
Read the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, other times new and relevant to the modern age.
This is Volume 1, containing:
The Impossible Quest of Hailing a Taxi on Christmas Eve.
Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree
Berenice's Hair.
Ariadne's String
The Little Match Girl
When the new girl in town stumbles on a couple with a very unique relationship, she decides to help them with an unconventional solution. But will she manage to keep them together despite the cosmic forces trying to keep them apart, when the very nature of the solution she proposed can get in the way of the couple and when her university professor is opposed to the project?
When a girl from the city shows up, a young falconer starts to get interested in her. But will he manage to win her heart, when he has to survive every day by hunting delivery drones around the city, when things go bad one after another and when she turns out to be too much of a free spirit?
A story with GameLit elements.
Deimos was planning to spend a quiet Christmas this year. You know, just a regular night in, cleaning his guns and getting wasted. He definitely did not plan on getting dropped with a parachute behind enemy lines, getting tasked with retrieving something round and weird, and rescuing young ladies from enemy encampments.
A Deimos Çelik story.
Michalina just wanted to party with the other elves. She definitely didn't want to be roped into guard duty, given a protector's blade and assigned to the gate where nothing ever happens.
But it did.
Pinky Violence meets Cyberpunk
Coconut is not a good girl. She started off like that, like all girls do, but something along the way went terribly wrong.
This is not the story about that.
This is the story of how she received her first assassination target, how she blew the whole thing, and how she then blew him and fell in love with him.
A Cyberpink story.
A collection of #spitwrite stories.
Includes:
Waiting in Line to Get Your Soul Weighed Up Against a Feather
Hyperpyramid
Loveless Ada: The Luggage Disaster
Take the Purple Pill
Selenography
Vote Yes on Dragon Control
Digital Fang
Roast Broccoli in Plasma for 2 Seconds
The Clockwork Riot vs the Little Kiosk on the Sidewalk
The Little Match Girl
Case of the Mondays
Slumber Party
The Infinite Mirror
Trick or Be Eaten
When Edward’s big brother gets lost during the Halloween Raid, he decides to sneak inside the Pumpkin looming over London and become a raider himself. But will he manage to survive Halloween night, when the challenges he faces seem to have changed since last year, when his best friend is also missing inside the Witch’s House, and when the aliens turned this into a game?
When a teenage hacker goes on a school trip, she loses her luggage and is left alone at the airport. Will she manage to enjoy her visit to Rome, when her luggage is nowhere to be found, when the help desk is not helpful at all and when she meets an Italian with a luggage that follows you around?
A Loveless Ada short story.
When a limb-different girl discovers that her dream in life is to become a ballerina, she asks for dance lessons. But will she manage to perform like the other girls, when her augmentations do not allow her to do the ballet positions, when the other girls avoid her and when the teachings do not fit her particular differences?
This ginormous boxset contains every Mythography book and story up to January 2019.
Get it all in a convenient bundle.
Contains:
Nanodaemons
Crying Over Spilt Light
Slow Up
The Girl Who Twisted Fate's Arm
A Thousand Eves
Girl Gone Nova
and over 100 short stories.
This omnibus contains the antigravel stories:
Girl Gone Nova
A Thousand Eves
Where a Spaceship Goes to Die
Cosmophobia
Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy
Press Any Key to Destroy the Earth
Fluffy or Shiny?
Explosive Decompression
A Trillion-Dollar Rock
The Imiteles Space Station
Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck
The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy
Technosphere
and others.
A retelling of the fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen of the same name.
Read more of the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, other times new and relevant to the modern age.
Percy Jackson meets William Gibson in this thrilling world of Myth, Gods and Tech.
What happens when a corporation gets a god complex? Find out in our series of books on Kindle. Described as light cyberpunk, definitely sci-fi and with a fresh twist on Greek mythology.
In the day of inter-connectivity and social media admiration, can the myths come back to life?
Chang'e-4 is just the little rover that made it all the way to the dark side of the moon. But will it manage to complete its mission, when it has the entire half of the moon to cover with its little wheels and solar panels, when it has to protect the moon from all intruders and when on the other side lurks the nasty American rover that has won one fight already?
This is a Nanodaemons short story.
This is a boxset of the first three spitwrite volumes:
-Sketch and Story (Illustrated)
-Jellyspace
-Technosphere
Contains over 80 short stories in sci-fi, fantasy and a bit of romance.
A collection of #spitwrite stories.
Includes:
Technosphere
The Last Stargunner
Metal Fever
Hot Jupiter
Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree
It is Sometimes an Appropriate Response to Reality to Just Go Insane
Love is a Car Wreck
Simming Problem, My Ass
Custody Battle for Little Johnny
Santa Fight Club
The Red Holidays
Just Take a Nap
Sex, Lies and Propaganda
Smog City: A Girl and a Gun
And more.
When a young inventor tries to crack the issue of mainstream Augmented Reality, he hits a few obstacles on the way. But will he manage to complete his dream, when his new girlfriend is taking up all of his thoughts, when the funding he needs is unreachable and when the breakthrough he needs is always just out of reach?
A short origin story about the God Complex Universe.
When the dumbest woman on the planet sets her eyes on the nearest asteroid, she ignores all logical problems and tries to claim it for herself. But will she manage to launch a rocket that far and claim the mining rights, when a rocket seems to cost quite a bit of money, when the Brainiacs at NASA say it cannot be done and when stupid issues like physics and rocket science try to get in her way?