Member Since:
Feb. 25, 2017
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Kari Lynn M
Biography
Hey there!
My name is Kari, if you didn't guess already, and I'm a writer (surprise!).
I also enjoy long walks on the beach and sipping on piña coladas.
Just kidding!
I'm really just a... small town girl, I guess you could say, with a semi-functioning laptop and a dream. A dream of becoming a 'real' author, that is. Which, actually, I'm not quite exactly sure how that is defined, so when and how I'll reach it, if I do at all, I don't really know.
However, I'm working extremely hard on my writing these days. As in, like, EVERY day. Even after a long day of other mental and manual work (I'm also a college student, artist, and frequent nanny), I have to add at least something to whatever story I've currently got in the works, otherwise, I physically cannot sleep. But, I do love writing—I really do. And, apparently, it must have a thing for me, too.
Now, really, y'all should get to reading more important things than an exhausted 20-some-year-old wishful author's bio. More important things like... the books she's actually written!
Happy reading, all you homedogs.
--Kari
My name is Kari, if you didn't guess already, and I'm a writer (surprise!).
I also enjoy long walks on the beach and sipping on piña coladas.
Just kidding!
I'm really just a... small town girl, I guess you could say, with a semi-functioning laptop and a dream. A dream of becoming a 'real' author, that is. Which, actually, I'm not quite exactly sure how that is defined, so when and how I'll reach it, if I do at all, I don't really know.
However, I'm working extremely hard on my writing these days. As in, like, EVERY day. Even after a long day of other mental and manual work (I'm also a college student, artist, and frequent nanny), I have to add at least something to whatever story I've currently got in the works, otherwise, I physically cannot sleep. But, I do love writing—I really do. And, apparently, it must have a thing for me, too.
Now, really, y'all should get to reading more important things than an exhausted 20-some-year-old wishful author's bio. More important things like... the books she's actually written!
Happy reading, all you homedogs.
--Kari
Where to find Kari Lynn M online
Website: https://karilynnm.com
Series
Emma Lenford
by Kari Lynn M
What Now, Emma Lenford?
What the Luck, Emma Lenford!
What Would Emma Lenford Do?
Written as a series of seriously ill-fated situations, Emma Lenford is like a sit-com that takes the death-defying to the level of detrimentally hilarious… no television set required.
What Now, Emma Lenford?
Price:
Free!
What the Luck, Emma Lenford!
Price:
$2.99 USD.
What Would Emma Lenford Do?
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Books
What Would Emma Lenford Do?
by Kari Lynn M
Series: Emma Lenford.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 105,460.
Language:
English.
Published: May 26, 2022
.
Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
What would you do if you found a freshly deceased body in the middle of the woods during a routine community litter pick-up party? What about if your teacher crush/field trip leader suddenly passed out at the wheel of a school bus while driving a herd of terribly unruly middle school students to an art museum for what should be a day of summer school enjoyment? Would you be like Emma Lenford?
What the Luck, Emma Lenford!
by Kari Lynn M
Series: Emma Lenford.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 80,700.
Language:
English.
Published: March 13, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Adventure » General
Alexa, how does one reverse a curse? Because Emma Lenford’s horrendously hapless luck has not improved since her last few brushes with the law enforcement of Wisconsin. Now, though, there’s an old guy in a hot tub and a possible pregnancy to deal with (though, please note, both are completely unrelated), among so many more misfortunes.
What Now, Emma Lenford?
by Kari Lynn M
Series: Emma Lenford.
Price:
Free!
Words: 86,550.
Language:
American English.
Published: February 11, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Waking up in a deserted Wisconsin woods surrounded by masked members of a family witch-gang at three a.m. on a school night? Check. Becoming captured by a deeply demented elder alongside the one member of society that you probably despise the most? Yep, check. Emma Lenford's life hasn’t been this heart-stopping since she spotted Jon Bon Jovi’s tour bus at the local 7-Eleven.
Cartoon
by Kari Lynn M
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 114,130.
Language:
English.
Published: March 12, 2017
.
Categories:
Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
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"You know, I like to pretend like I'm in a cartoon."
"A cartoon?"
He looked back and forth between me and the road ahead as he continued.
"Yeah, like I'm in one of those crazy violent video games, or a James Bond movie, or a crazy violent James Bond video game... Or, to categorize all of that... a cartoon."